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    The Killjoys didn't find a kid in the desert and adopt her. Dr. Death Defying did. Now she's the voice of the zones, and Party Poison is the only Killjoy left.

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    "Listen to me, Jack. I am not going first in the draft because of your shitty impulse control."

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    The Swallow has released the results of their Campus Cutest Couple Award for fall 2015, and for the first time in the history of the award, half of the winning couple does not attend Samwell.

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    26
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    On September 17th, Johnny says, “Only you, Zimmermann. Only you.”

    “It was her idea!” Bob protests.

    “Only you would marry a woman who would even conceive of that idea.”

    Bob tells Alicia about the conversation later.

    “Heh,” she says. “Conceive.”

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    34
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    252
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    37
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    The truth is that he can't spend his life constantly fighting the urge to ask. He can't be around the only person who's ever been able to make him relax, knowing that it will never be like that again.

    Series
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    12
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    51
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    He made his bed and then he fucked a teenager in it.

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    What if Jack went first overall, as planned, and took his addiction with him to Vegas?

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    “Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”

    “K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.

    “Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

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    8
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    9
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    There are some days when Georgia's deepest, most desperate desire is to gather the entire Falconers hockey ops team into a conference room, put her three-year-old niece’s copy of “Mr. Puck’s Big Dream” up on the projector, and explain to them how the game of hockey is played.

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    A wicked smile slowly spreads across Kent’s face, and he turns to Jack. “What do you say, should I show your boy how to make you cry?”

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    The toaster is broken again.

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    1
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    2
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    “You don’t have to tell them it was me. I mean, you don’t have to do anything. I’ll stop leaving marks if you want me to. Just..." He lifts up Jack’s shirt and touches one of the hickeys. When he looks back up, his eyes have gone dark. “I really, really like it. Do you mind?”

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    739
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    Eric’s never had a postgame breakdown of sex before, but he’s not particularly surprised when, before they’ve even caught their breath, Jack says, “Tell me how I can do better.”

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    Bitty comes out to Johnson in the Haus kitchen after baking four pies in a row. Bitty bakes when he’s nervous, but he also bakes when he’s happy, when he’s tired, when he’s irritated, and when it’s Tuesday, so it’s hard to draw conclusions. Unless you peeked ahead to the last panel first to check for cliffhangers, but Johnson would never do that.

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    The woman who never was has a few things to say about not being.

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    “I didn’t realize you played the drums, Erica.”

    Erica looks down at her hands. There are red marks on them where she was squeezing the sticks, and she can’t feel any wetness in her eyes at all.

    “I guess I do,” she says.

    Language:
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    We are all, in our own way, Joseph Fink.

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    "You're over thirty, right?" Tamika asks. "I need to find someone over thirty to interview for school."

    They'll be pounding down the door, then. There aren't many people that old in Night Vale.

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    15
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    68
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    11
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    What the hell kind of porn name is “Destitute Daddy,” anyway? Out of morbid curiosity, Derek grabs the computer again and types it into the search bar, because revisiting last night’s poor life decisions is always a stellar plan.

    (or: the personal-finance-blogging AU)

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    And when he was tired,
    he would sleep in her shade.
    (she loved him best when he was asleep)
    (he never woke up with quite the same color eyes)

    Language:
    English
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    10
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