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    The toaster is broken again.

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    “You don’t have to tell them it was me. I mean, you don’t have to do anything. I’ll stop leaving marks if you want me to. Just..." He lifts up Jack’s shirt and touches one of the hickeys. When he looks back up, his eyes have gone dark. “I really, really like it. Do you mind?”

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    10
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    17
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    Eric’s never had a postgame breakdown of sex before, but he’s not particularly surprised when, before they’ve even caught their breath, Jack says, “Tell me how I can do better.”

    Language:
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    14
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    317
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    36
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    1915
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    Bitty comes out to Johnson in the Haus kitchen after baking four pies in a row. Bitty bakes when he’s nervous, but he also bakes when he’s happy, when he’s tired, when he’s irritated, and when it’s Tuesday, so it’s hard to draw conclusions. Unless you peeked ahead to the last panel first to check for cliffhangers, but Johnson would never do that.

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    English
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    1,415
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    24
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    22
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    1134
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    The woman who never was has a few things to say about not being.

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    3
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    5
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    “I didn’t realize you played the drums, Erica.”

    Erica looks down at her hands. There are red marks on them where she was squeezing the sticks, and she can’t feel any wetness in her eyes at all.

    “I guess I do,” she says.

    Language:
    English
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    18
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    Bookmarks:
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    We are all, in our own way, Joseph Fink.

    Language:
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    1
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    34
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    378
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    "You're over thirty, right?" Tamika asks. "I need to find someone over thirty to interview for school."

    They'll be pounding down the door, then. There aren't many people that old in Night Vale.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    241
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    What the hell kind of porn name is “Destitute Daddy,” anyway? Out of morbid curiosity, Derek grabs the computer again and types it into the search bar, because revisiting last night’s poor life decisions is always a stellar plan.

    (or: the personal-finance-blogging AU)

    Language:
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    1768
    Bookmarks:
    376
    Hits:
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    And when he was tired,
    he would sleep in her shade.
    (she loved him best when he was asleep)
    (he never woke up with quite the same color eyes)

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    10
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    Once storytellers told tales to village audiences around a fire. Now I type "SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU" into a box and, far away, you turn.

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    English
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    1/1
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    5
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    The lesson here, Susie thinks, is that tricking Death is tricky business. How do you outwit the personification of oblivion? Chess, obviously, won’t be the answer.

    Or: Susie plays Calvinball with Death.

    Language:
    English
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    10
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    506
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    Micropodfics of @Short_Shifting's hockey microfics on twitter as read by Rhea314, Duckgirlie, Bessyboo, Winekitteh, Jiele, Knight_Tracer

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    “There’s a problem here,” said Dan.

    “Yes, there is,” Casey agreed.

    “There’s a problem, and I think I know what it is.”

    Casey looked down at his flaccid penis and then back up at Dan. “I’d say it’s pretty clear what the problem is.”

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    English
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    Comments:
    3
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    36
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    2
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    The first one is just a doodle on scrap paper, a quick little sketch of himself with a knife in his neck.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    722
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    23
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    582
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    Seabs rests his fingertips on Jon's shoulder. "I'm gonna try scratching you up first," he says. "Less risk of it affecting your game."

    Jon nods. He's pretty sure it won't be enough, but he's grateful for anything Seabs will give him right now.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1405
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    A drawing of Mark and Lucas hanging out on the couch, each doing their thing.

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    Seabs has 'em.

    Language:
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    1
    Comments:
    14
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    1091
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    Melissa’s plan is to finish nursing school, get her RN license, work nights as a nurse to support herself while she gets her bachelor’s degree on a pre-med track, and then take out some colossal student loans and go for the MD. Then maybe she’ll think about starting a family.

    Language:
    English
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    1,405
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    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    427
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    Asses aren’t normally Zhenya’s favorite--he’s pretty traditional, a boob man with women and a cock man with men--but given a choice between Sid’s ass and anyone else’s anything, he’ll proudly wear the ass-man label. It’s fucking exceptional.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,268
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    443
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    11018

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