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    And when he was tired,
    he would sleep in her shade.
    (she loved him best when he was asleep)
    (he never woke up with quite the same color eyes)

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    Once storytellers told tales to village audiences around a fire. Now I type "SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU" into a box and, far away, you turn.

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    The lesson here, Susie thinks, is that tricking Death is tricky business. How do you outwit the personification of oblivion? Chess, obviously, won’t be the answer.

    Or: Susie plays Calvinball with Death.

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    Micropodfics of @Short_Shifting's hockey microfics on twitter as read by Rhea314, Duckgirlie, Bessyboo, Winekitteh, Jiele, Knight_Tracer

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    “There’s a problem here,” said Dan.

    “Yes, there is,” Casey agreed.

    “There’s a problem, and I think I know what it is.”

    Casey looked down at his flaccid penis and then back up at Dan. “I’d say it’s pretty clear what the problem is.”

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    The first one is just a doodle on scrap paper, a quick little sketch of himself with a knife in his neck.

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    Seabs rests his fingertips on Jon's shoulder. "I'm gonna try scratching you up first," he says. "Less risk of it affecting your game."

    Jon nods. He's pretty sure it won't be enough, but he's grateful for anything Seabs will give him right now.

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    A drawing of Mark and Lucas hanging out on the couch, each doing their thing.

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    Seabs has 'em.

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    Melissa’s plan is to finish nursing school, get her RN license, work nights as a nurse to support herself while she gets her bachelor’s degree on a pre-med track, and then take out some colossal student loans and go for the MD. Then maybe she’ll think about starting a family.

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    Asses aren’t normally Zhenya’s favorite--he’s pretty traditional, a boob man with women and a cock man with men--but given a choice between Sid’s ass and anyone else’s anything, he’ll proudly wear the ass-man label. It’s fucking exceptional.

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    A man has needs, all right, and Jack just isn’t built to take on the oral hygiene of life alone.

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    When I'm Ron, when I'm Ron
    You're gonna kiss me when I'm Ron

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    "You feel there's a more realistic approach they could take to writing about my dick in your arse?"

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    Captain America meets Universe Man in a grimy subway station at three in the morning, which is kind of poetic if you think about it on a metaphorical level, which Steve generally tries not to do.

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    "What's a ray gun?" asks Grace.

    "Don't worry about it," says her father. "Just stay close to grownups when you're outside, and never go out of the city. There's lots of scary things out there."

    Grace likes scary things.

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    Sid gets tested before the draft. There are laws against teams asking prospects about their causes of death, but it helps your chances to offer up the information. Not that Sid has to worry about whether he'll get drafted, but his agent says it would be better not to have the media all speculating.

    They end up speculating anyway, because Pat decides that's far preferable to telling them all that Sid's cause of death is HOCKEY.

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    “You played wonderfully today, Akira,” his father says as their house comes into sight.

    I didn’t play, though, Akira thinks. “Thank you, Father,” he says.

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    "No," says Erica.

    "The side effects," says Derek. "The symptoms. All of it."

    Erica pushes him backwards, out of her space. "I said no."

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    Kane blows past Toews' D and circles around, looking for an opening... and he finds one, taking a hard slapper, and Toews gets a piece of that.

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    11
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