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    “Then I won’t incarcerate you in the abandoned mine shaft this time. You might not be so lucky again, huh, bud? Watch it.” The person steps back, arms crossed. They appear to be wearing a row of blow darts across their chest.

    Carlos eyes the darts. “Are there any other, um, rules we should keep in mind?”

    “Yes,” says the person, and doesn’t elaborate.

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    Podfic of Night is Young and the Music's High by opalish

    "Best press conference ever," the Japanese Nationals silver medalist says when asked. “Ten out of ten, would medal again.”

    "I would die for Katsuki-kun," Minami declares, with terrifying sincerity.

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    Podfic of One Solid Kick by copperbadge.

     

    Sometimes all the universe needs to be better is one solid kick.

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    GEEK CHORUS
    Holy shit. These guys are great.

    MACIEJ
    Singular! It's just little ol' me over here.

    GEEK CHORUS
    This dude is like Tom Hardy. He can't possibly be real. Maybe we should try this Pinboard thing out.

    LONGTIME PINBOARD USERS
    What's this? People are bookmarking fanfic on our website? Whatever will we do?

    MACIEJ
    I dunno guys, maybe try "/search/?query=bigboypanties+&mine"?

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    Derek pops his mouth off Stiles’ dick and says, “I opened a brokerage account.”

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    Kent never used to be this selfish.

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    That night after Nanny fell asleep, Paris snuck downstairs and spent an hour struggling through the section on economics in her father’s nineteenth-century sixth-edition Encyclopedia Britannica, which Paris was not under any circumstances allowed to touch. She eventually concluded that “economics” meant “money” and that grownups always made things way more complicated than they needed to be.

     

    (Paris Geller refuses to not know things.)

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    “If he saw me drink soda, he wouldn’t kiss me for the entire day,” Adam moans. “Never let me date a yuppie like that again, okay?”

    Chris licks a drop of Coke off his lip and imagines Adam’s tongue doing it instead. “I’ll body-check you outta the way if I have to,” he says, and tries to remember the last time he called Adam “bro.”

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    “If pucks could talk I bet they’d just be constantly screaming,” Kent muses through a mouthful of chips. “Like, shit, what a life, always getting banged around like that.”

    Everyone laughs, but Jack shakes his head. “They love it,” he says quietly.

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    He tells Sergey that the NHL is all he’s ever dreamed of. Sergey remembers aloud that Semyon often used to dream anxiously.

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    Kent blinks. “Did you just call Jack my love interest?

    “Ah,” says Johnson. “Yooouuur… hm. How to put this.”

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    AU where Bitty runs the kitchen at the Raleigh hotel where the Aces are staying, and Parse mistakes him for someone else.

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    The Killjoys didn't find a kid in the desert and adopt her. Dr. Death Defying did. Now she's the voice of the zones, and Party Poison is the only Killjoy left.

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    "Listen to me, Jack. I am not going first in the draft because of your shitty impulse control."

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    4
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    The Swallow has released the results of their Campus Cutest Couple Award for fall 2015, and for the first time in the history of the award, half of the winning couple does not attend Samwell.

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    1/1
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    1
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    117
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    25
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    On September 17th, Johnny says, “Only you, Zimmermann. Only you.”

    “It was her idea!” Bob protests.

    “Only you would marry a woman who would even conceive of that idea.”

    Bob tells Alicia about the conversation later.

    “Heh,” she says. “Conceive.”

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    93
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    The truth is that he can't spend his life constantly fighting the urge to ask. He can't be around the only person who's ever been able to make him relax, knowing that it will never be like that again.

    Series
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    He made his bed and then he fucked a teenager in it.

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    What if Jack went first overall, as planned, and took his addiction with him to Vegas?

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    1,128
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    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    245
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    1942

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