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    That night after Nanny fell asleep, Paris snuck downstairs and spent an hour struggling through the section on economics in her father’s nineteenth-century sixth-edition Encyclopedia Britannica, which Paris was not under any circumstances allowed to touch. She eventually concluded that “economics” meant “money” and that grownups always made things way more complicated than they needed to be.

     

    (Paris Geller refuses to not know things.)

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    “If he saw me drink soda, he wouldn’t kiss me for the entire day,” Adam moans. “Never let me date a yuppie like that again, okay?”

    Chris licks a drop of Coke off his lip and imagines Adam’s tongue doing it instead. “I’ll body-check you outta the way if I have to,” he says, and tries to remember the last time he called Adam “bro.”

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    “If pucks could talk I bet they’d just be constantly screaming,” Kent muses through a mouthful of chips. “Like, shit, what a life, always getting banged around like that.”

    Everyone laughs, but Jack shakes his head. “They love it,” he says quietly.

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    He tells Sergey that the NHL is all he’s ever dreamed of. Sergey remembers aloud that Semyon often used to dream anxiously.

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    Kent blinks. “Did you just call Jack my love interest?

    “Ah,” says Johnson. “Yooouuur… hm. How to put this.”

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    AU where Bitty runs the kitchen at the Raleigh hotel where the Aces are staying, and Parse mistakes him for someone else.

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    The Killjoys didn't find a kid in the desert and adopt her. Dr. Death Defying did. Now she's the voice of the zones, and Party Poison is the only Killjoy left.

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    "Listen to me, Jack. I am not going first in the draft because of your shitty impulse control."

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    The Swallow has released the results of their Campus Cutest Couple Award for fall 2015, and for the first time in the history of the award, half of the winning couple does not attend Samwell.

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    On September 17th, Johnny says, “Only you, Zimmermann. Only you.”

    “It was her idea!” Bob protests.

    “Only you would marry a woman who would even conceive of that idea.”

    Bob tells Alicia about the conversation later.

    “Heh,” she says. “Conceive.”

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    The truth is that he can't spend his life constantly fighting the urge to ask. He can't be around the only person who's ever been able to make him relax, knowing that it will never be like that again.

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    He made his bed and then he fucked a teenager in it.

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    What if Jack went first overall, as planned, and took his addiction with him to Vegas?

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    “Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”

    “K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing.

    “Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

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    There are some days when Georgia's deepest, most desperate desire is to gather the entire Falconers hockey ops team into a conference room, put her three-year-old niece’s copy of “Mr. Puck’s Big Dream” up on the projector, and explain to them how the game of hockey is played.

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    A wicked smile slowly spreads across Kent’s face, and he turns to Jack. “What do you say, should I show your boy how to make you cry?”

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    The toaster is broken again.

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    “You don’t have to tell them it was me. I mean, you don’t have to do anything. I’ll stop leaving marks if you want me to. Just..." He lifts up Jack’s shirt and touches one of the hickeys. When he looks back up, his eyes have gone dark. “I really, really like it. Do you mind?”

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    Eric’s never had a postgame breakdown of sex before, but he’s not particularly surprised when, before they’ve even caught their breath, Jack says, “Tell me how I can do better.”

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