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Sometimes Brendon gets jostled out of himself and wobbles there like a jar lid wedged into its threads the wrong way, just barely not fitting. Exercise can fix it if he pushes himself hard enough. Making music helps, if no one's listening and he can get it out of his head instead of putting it into other people's. The only way that really works, though, the one thing that really centers him, is reminding himself where he ends and the world begins. If he's lucky, fingernails are enough.
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Ryan Ross gets double-teamed by Mike Richards and Jeff Carter. I DON'T EVEN KNOW. *hands*
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Patrick is actually rooting against the Blackhawks the day he wins the contest, which makes it kind of embarrassing when the jumbotron shows him going nuts about it in his Sabres jersey.
(AU in which Kaner is a Blackhawks fan who wins a contest to spend a week with the team.)
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"Yes, Kaner," Sharpy's saying as Jonny sits down next to them with a beer. "It would indeed be gay to measure your teammates' dicks to find out whose is biggest."
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The kid is unplanned, but then so is everything in the zones.
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"Aren't you, like, married with kids anyway?"
"Hey, you don't know what kind of an arrangement we have," says Matt. His arrangement with Simon doesn't actually allow for casual sex, but they have a dude-virginity exception on the conditions of prior notification and subsequent sordid details murmured upon request. Matt chooses to keep that to himself for the time being.
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A Man, A Plan, A Cataclysm: Cold-Blooded War by jedusaur
Bandom, My Chemical Romance, Janelle Monae (Musician)
27 Mar 2012
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Frank shot at the range every week throughout elementary and middle school. In high school, he joined the junior ROTC program for their pistol team. He read all the books and internet articles he could get his hands on about Roswell, Area 51, the Disclosure Project, astronomy, space travel, and polemology. His copy of Exopolitics: Politics, Government, and Law in the Universe was so beat-up it looked like it had been flushed down the toilet and dried out with a hairdryer. Everyone who knew him, including his relatives, thought he was insane.
Then, when he was seventeen, the first ship barreled into the Pacific Ocean.
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sing it for the n00bs by jedusaur for gala_apples
My Chemical Romance, Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Album), Mindless Self Indulgence, Bandom
16 Mar 2012
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Gerard would be killing twice as many dracs right now if his fucking spacebar would quit sticking. (Gamer AU, wherein the Danger Days universe is an MMORPG.)
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Mikey never wanted to save lives.
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Psychophysical Examinations of Perceptual Effects of Differential Somatic Stimulation (or: Fuck Off And Leave My Bloody Balls Alone, Would You, Sherlock?) by jedusaur for Crazybutsound
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
5 Feb 2012
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"Wait," says John. "Go over that again, the part about somatosensory stimulation?" He's not a neural specialist, but they don't let you graduate med school without learning a thing or two about the parietal lobe, and he's not at all sure he wants Sherlock using him as a subject for tactile sensation experiments. Particularly if they involve the removal of his trousers.
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Two Industrial Loads On Hot by jedusaur for dear_monday
Bandom, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy
1 Feb 2012
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Frank works the overnight shift at the laundromat, partially because it's easier to push prescription painkillers on the side in the middle of the night, but mostly because there are fewer disapproving old people around to tattle on him for playing The Floor Is Lava on the washing machines.
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The logical thing to do, in Frank's opinion, would be to use the time machine to send Mikey back to have sex with himself. There's no reason for anyone else to get dragged into this. He and Ray aren't even into dudes, and Gerard is out of the question. (As is Bob. There's straight, and then there's straight.) Mikey should clean up his own infernal messes, if you ask Frank.
"You're a moron," Mikey tells him. "We would get stuck in a feedback loop of energy depletion until we both died."
Well, okay, except for that, it's logical.
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There are a lot of things Irene doesn't intend to do that night, starting off with stubbing her toe on the stairs on her way up to the porch. The top step is a little taller than the others, just enough to catch her foot by surprise. She's wearing sandals in tennis-shoe weather because the sandals make her legs look better, and they offer about as much protection as the withdrawal method.
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Most Likely To Succeed by jedusaur for Crazybutsound
Panic At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, Bandom
15 Dec 2011
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"I bet he has an art teacher seduction strategy," says Ryan dourly. "I bet it has its own file on his computer. I bet it's got bullet points."
"Five of them," says Spencer cheerfully. He's prepared.
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A Case Study of the Structure and Function of the Boytoy by jedusaur
Bandom, Amanda Palmer (Musician), My Chemical Romance
12 Dec 2011
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"It's okay," says Alicia. "I've got a secret weapon against stress."
"What, like a standing massage appointment or something?" Amanda would love to get professional massages every week, but sadly she's a destitute student and that shit is expensive.
"Not... exactly."
Alicia looks speculative, like she's deciding whether or not to say something, and that just piques Amanda's interest. Nobody sticks with grad school this long without a strong urge to stick their nose everywhere it will fit.
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Brendon wanted to grab him, sit him down, and tell him that they (he) could do this. Tell him until he'd listen for something other than mistakes.
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- Part 1 of Feedback Loop
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In the morning, before anyone has had any coffee, Mikey mumbles, "So okay, I like getting the shit beaten out of me."
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Killjoy!Amanda Palmer drabble by jedusaur
Amanda Palmer (Musician), Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Album), My Chemical Romance, Bandom
16 Nov 2011
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Amanda Fucking Palmer does not use any juvenile, cowardly, paranoid code names over the wavelengths, fuck you very much.
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Sex Scenes Your New Boyfriend's Too Vanilla To Read About by jedusaur for Verbyna
Bandom, Panic At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, Amanda Palmer (Musician), Mindless Self Indulgence, Dashboard Confessional
19 Oct 2011
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Ryan never knows when he's going to hear it, whether Spencer is going to give someone the word right away or wait almost the full week before handing it out. He doesn't know how many people will get it, or who they'll be, or where they'll use it.
All Ryan knows is that when someone says the word, he drops to his knees and obeys.
A podfic of this fic by paraka can be found here.
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(podfic of) On Like a Prom Dress by Crazybutsound, jedusaur
Panic At The Disco, Cobra Starship, Bandom, podfic - Fandom
19 Oct 2011
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"I'm not actually a girl," says Spencer. Some people tend to get confused about that, and given the circumstances, Gabe seems like he could use a reminder. "But if I were, I wouldn't be that kind of girl."