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    Ten minutes to go to ground zero and Artyom was still desperately trying to escape. “I have never attended little girl’s birthday party,” he pointed out repeatedly, and actually pouted, big blue eyes wide and pleading.

    “Always a first time,” Napoleon said mercilessly, pulling on a charcoal Tom Ford blazer over his loose gray knit. “Mrs Siegfried invited us weeks ago, Artyom, don’t be a baby. You’ve had quite a while to gird your loins. We’re going to a party, not some sort of trench warfare. Smile.”

    Artyom scowled, which was admittedly normally an adorable look even for a tall, blonde Russian giant of a man. “I do not like Mrs Siegfried,” Artyom declared, clearly intent on being as recalcitrant as possible.

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    02 Mar 2017

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    “It’s an ECorp production,” Elliot said with as much disgust as his shaky voice could convey.
    “Essex Theatre Company is giving Mr. Goddard funding, something we’re all pretty psyched for.”
    “Don’t tell me you drank their Kool-Aid.”

    Elliot Alderson, a young theatre prodigy, auditions for Evil Corp's production of Jesus Christ Superstar. It gets gayer from there.

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    20 Feb 2017

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    Once upon a time, there was a great and just king. This king, long ago, adopted a son and groomed the young prince to hunt monsters that roamed the kingdom. One day, the prince comes upon a monster of wild proportions, both fierce and courteous. The prince vows to the monster: 'I will capture you, as my father bids me.' The monster makes his own vow to the prince: 'I will wed you, as my heart bids me.'

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    05 Feb 2017

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    Because Will’s life is bullshit, he gets gently kidnapped from the hospital after Hannibal guts him.

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    23 Jan 2017

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    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

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    30 Nov 2016