james

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  1. Summary

    A long, long time ago in a galaxy far-- no, sorry, wrong fandom. Wolfling and I did write a lot together, and this was one of them. An epic tale of Xander and his crappy childhood, and how Giles rescued him, and how Xander and Spike fell in love (well, sex, and then love or something like insanity?) We were short on research and long on pain, but the series has long been enjoyed by fans so it can't be too horribly embarrassing? I'm not re-reading it as I go, because that way lies madness and also editing, which would mean this wouldn't get posted for another five years.

    We began writing this over 13 years ago! Maybe in another 13 years I will post our Qui-Gon/Obi series.

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  4. Summary

    Real life, in a world where things are a little bit sillier than normal, except when they aren't.

    Contains: Men who love other men, with the occasional appearance of women who love other women, women who love men, men who love women, and men who have a love/hate relationship with green vegetables. Sexy talk, sexy scenes, actual sex. Fish.

    Canon? That turned a sharp left towards the porn store run by a duck sometime in BtVS Season 5 and never looked back.

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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    27 Dec 2012

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    killed me ded

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    Clint keeps telling himself he's not obsessed with Coulson. From the way Natasha keeps laughing at him, she's not buying it either. But it's only a crush if you know what the other guy actually looks like, right?

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    26 Nov 2012

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    Clint and Phil with angst and friendship and being grown-ass men about it.

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    Or: Five Times Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin Acted Super Married (And One Time They Sort Of Were Super Married).

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    23 Sep 2012

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Kevin Bieksa was looking forward to AHL player Maxim Lapierre joining the Canucks. And then Lapierre disappeared.

     

    Hooker!fic

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    31 Aug 2012

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    Patrick is actually rooting against the Blackhawks the day he wins the contest, which makes it kind of embarrassing when the jumbotron shows him going nuts about it in his Sabres jersey.

    (AU in which Kaner is a Blackhawks fan who wins a contest to spend a week with the team.)

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    13 Aug 2012