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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    “Hello?”

    “I am watching Hemsworth bench press a Buick right now,” a voice says over the line. “Like, an honest to god Tahoe. Just bam bam bam, up and down it goes.”

    “A Tahoe is a Chevy, Chris.”

    “He makes me feel so inadequate as a man,” Chris sighs dreamily. “I think I’m in love. You think Elsa would maybe consider sharing? Or lending him out every once in a while? I just want him to hold me a little. Just a little.”

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    Kat & Chris: a modern romance brought to you by Verizon wireless.

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    23 May 2015

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    Jonny doesn’t want to be here, doesn’t want to be doing this, but there’s a contract, there are rules, and he’s got as little of a choice as Patrick does.

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    10 May 2015

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    Stiles gets partnered with Cora for a history project, and they become bros. Also, he kind of falls in love with her older brother, Derek.

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    9 May 2015

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    “I uh, didn’t think it would be done so fast,” Patrick said when he arrived.

    Jonathan stared at him. “Done? You insult me. A good suit, at a lackluster slapdash minimum, needs three-fittings. You’ll be in here for four, I assure you.”

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    13 Apr 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 99

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    "Hey, I just realized!" Bob said. "You're like a country song: you lost your house, you lost your car, you lost your job, and now you've lost your dick!"

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    1 Apr 2015