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    The Eighth year common room has a parrot in it, courtesy of McGonagall and her mad search for interhouse bonding.

    Most of the time, it's just there, until one day it repeats "Potter has a damn fine arse." And the Slytherins know exactly who the parrot's mimicking...

    Draco is not amused.

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    24 Feb 2018

  2. Rec 40

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    bantlers: this is the part where u go “ya wow sorry prongs thank u for saving my pathetic pining arse w a nicely timed nude”
    fknserious: its starting to occur to me that maybe sending out mass nudes was not the best way to seduce moony
    bantlers: yea bc you sent them to everYONE EXCEPT HIM

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    Modern texting au with magic featuring puns, a betting pool, crop tops, and too many nudes, aka all the good things in life.

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    24 Feb 2018

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    The boys have changed a lot over the summer after the war, but Harry hasn’t got over the urge to spy on Malfoy.

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    23 Feb 2018

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    In a gossip-hungry post-war Wizarding World, Rita Skeeter has a wildly successful column in the Daily Prophet known as Page Eleven. Naturally, her favourite targets are the poster boys of the two sides of the war: Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. Bored and annoyed, the two take up tabloid baiting for sport and pleasure.

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    23 Feb 2018

  5. Rec 7

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    Some drabbles and ficlets of Harry and Draco being silly. I guarantee a laugh or two and a healthy dose of sap :)

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    23 Feb 2018