10 Dec 2016
Han Solo blows by, moving fast.
"Don't drink the hose water, kid, it's got fertilizer in it."
Finn looks up, affronted. "Now you tell me?"
22 Nov 2016
"No," Harriet Vane said, having given it some thought. "I don't suppose I do believe in spontaneous human combustion."
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Nov 2016
Author's Summary: “Fuck you,” Leia says. “Who said anything about getting married? Did Luke say anything about getting married?”
“Luke is not involved,” Luke says, not looking up.
“Hey, Luke is not involved,” Han says, pointing at her. She’s going to bite his finger off, then they’ll see how much pointing he can do with it. “This is about you and me, princess.”
“There’s not going to be a you and me,” Leia says. “I’m going to have this baby with C-3PO.”
C-3PO says, “Madam,” tremulous.
[Podfic of] How Dorian Pavus and Livia Herathinos Are Going To Ruin Their Own Wedding (With Pirates) by isweedan
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition
17 Oct 2016
What do you get for the girl who already has everything and really doesn't want to marry you? A kidnapping, apparently.
No, that doesn't actually make any sense, but as The Iron Bull is about to find out, Dorian Pavus and Livia Herathinos don't appear to actually consider themselves bound by the rules of common sense.
Isabela just can't believe someone's actually paying her for this. Lucky!
27 Mar 2016
Poe dreams of a blue-green tree.