isozyme
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"What the fuck is your deal?" she asked. "I’m Vriska fucking Serket, traitor to the New Crown, the one and only Two Faced Bitch, the Scourge, and I am old as balls and I have killed shit twice your size, and I am ordering you to get us into space without exploding our sorry meatsacks in the process, because I am the boss of you!"
The helmsman's pupils were narrow slits and she was breathing hard, but her gaze tracked Vriska across the small room. She was beautiful and dangerous, like a pit viper or a lieutenant with a soft heart. Vriska had put down a lot of beautiful and dangerous things. "I'm Aradia," the helmsman said. "And I don't care."
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Here's the mutiny I promised you by isozyme for geekyclean
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
28 Dec 2012
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The only troll with you is Aradia Megido, who's a first lieutenant and only at your side because you needed someone to hold your clipboard. You're the captain!
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This is the better option: Rose can eat sugar, and drink water. It will be a very slow starvation.
This is the worse option: the renal arrest will kill her, and the Condesce will bring her back.Rose Lalonde, Seer of the Fleet, serves at the pleasure of the Empress. Terezi Pyrope is something else altogether.
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THEN: Dave shacked up with a Crossroads Demon, sold his soul, brought Rose along for the ride, and they killed a hipster water demon.
NOW: Roadtrip. The worst roadtrip.
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"We were meant to land at a star. Never to live like this, nomads and thieves," Hamlet said.
Horatio hadn't believed him at the time. They hadn't seemed adrift--Denmark was the greatest crumbling empire a man could imagine.
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I Know Of Heaven By The Line At Its Gate (The Cleanup Crew Remix) by sunsmasher for anthrop
Homestuck
22 Mar 2013
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The Earth looks beautiful, like most things do, before its death.
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5 Apr 2013
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Rose Lalonde, a defense attorney recently transferred to a mixed Alternia-Earth court system, is assigned to the case of People V. Megido. It should be a simple murder case, but what makes it difficult is the fact that the prosecution attorney happens to be none other than Terezi Pyrope, the best attorney in the district.
Thus begins a game of wits, testimonies, and horrendous clothing.
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5 Apr 2013
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Neophyte Terezi Pyrope is out for blood; Rose Lalonde, Esq., is out for her next paycheck. It should be a simple murder trial.
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5 Apr 2013
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Time passes. The wounds on his face don’t heal. They scar. He asks if the screws have found his uncle, and they look at each other sideways. They say, “Not yet.”
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5 Apr 2013
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Four weapons Moses used, and one he didn't
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5 Apr 2013