ineptshieldmaid

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  1. Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis (36)
  2. Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) (28)
  3. Star Wars - All Media Types (11)
  4. Inception (2010) (10)
  5. Merlin (TV) (10)

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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Eustace's POV of some inappropriate incidents on-board the Dawn Treader.

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    19 Mar 2011

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  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    Edmund's recollection of an 'incident' with a Terebinthian ambassador.

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    21 Jan 2011

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    Edmund conducts horizontal negotiation

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    A modern retelling of Rumpelstiltskin, in which a young woman must make a computer system unhackable. She's the only one who realizes computers don't work like that.

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    30 Dec 2010

  4. Rec 18

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    The Crusades could throw a spanner into any new and rather delicate Arrangement. Especially since it seems neither party has read all the fine print. Illustrated by Quantum_Witch. Sequel to "Amid the Sacred Wreck" but you don't need to have read that to understand this.

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    05 Aug 2010

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    Sequel to "Compromising Positions." Apparently for the angel-in-residence there circa 40 AD, "do as the Romans do" involved rather publicly and noisily giving an Agent of the Adversary the shagging of his existence, while one was wearing entirely too much costume jewelry and purple drapery and the other was wearing mostly body oil, a slave collar, and a smile. It was possibly the only truly shocking thing to happen in Rome in the past three years that really couldn't be blamed on Caligula. As we look in on our heroes again, we see that Aziraphale has not yet fully recovered from his self-inflicted Saturnalia trauma. Crowley, obviously, cannot be counted on to help his repentance. Illustrated by Quantum_Witch

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    31 Jul 2010

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