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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    Partnering Frank Castle with Elektra seems like an unwise move. Luckily, however, they haven’t been scheming to overthrow Matt in favor of a more violent rampage through Hell’s Kitchen.

    Which isn’t to say they haven’t been planning something else entirely.

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    07 Sep 2017

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    “Fuck you,” Leia says. “Who said anything about getting married? Did Luke say anything about getting married?”

    “Luke is not involved,” Luke says, not looking up.

    “Hey, Luke is not involved,” Han says, pointing at her. She’s going to bite his finger off, then they’ll see how much pointing he can do with it. “This is about you and me, princess.”

    “There’s not going to be a you and me,” Leia says. “I’m going to have this baby with C-3PO.”

    C-3PO says, “Madam,” tremulous.

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    07 Aug 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    (set during Batman v. Superman) After the showdown at the Gotham Port and a hostile confrontation with the Bat vigilante, Clark tries to apologize for wrecking the Batmobile. Bruce is so angry, he can hardly keep his priorities straight. Will Bruce be able to hide what he thinks of the alien, or will everything end badly?

    Written for the Superbat Big Bang 2017.

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    03 Jul 2017

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    It takes Cassian Andor and Han Solo an embarrassingly long time to realize that they aren't each other's rivals.

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    17 May 2017

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    "Jyn talked herself into a corner with her grandma," Han explained. "Now she needs a fake boyfriend for Christmas."

    "Why doesn't Cassian do it?" Luke asked, and Jyn scowled at him.

    [In which Jyn, in an attempt to get her mother's overbearing, gossipy, and traditional family off her back for one freaking Christmas, conscripts Cassian to join her as her (fake) boyfriend for the whole week in England. Shamelessly, wildly, gleefully AU.]

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    17 May 2017