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    It starts with seeing a very drunk, very blonde vampire tobogganing down an old landfill. It ends somewhat more complicatedly.

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    22
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    Diana and Steve at the inn.

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    It took Costis awhile to understand what was happening, in their little cottage in Roa.

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    1/1
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    22
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    9
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    485
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    After everyone but himself and Jyn died on Scarif, Bodhi did his best to hide from anything resembling excitement. Unfortunately, the Force - and the New Republic - had other plans.

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    28
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    11
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    June probably shouldn't have eaten the cake she randomly found on the counter, but in her defense, most people don't leave sex cakes hanging around while they go clubbing.

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    1/1
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    4
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    51
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    6
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    608
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    The planet Mon Mothma sent them to was supposed to be uninhabited and safe. It's only one of those things.

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    1/1
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    23
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    33
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    4695
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    Galen's enemies drug him, in a sexy way.

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    1/1
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    19
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    Bodhi lied to Cassian about how he and Galen met. Obviously the actual truth is "space Grindr."

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    1/1
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    41
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    246
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    30
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    Before Galen's message made it to Saw Gerrera, he had to find someone to take it. He saw Bodhi as a relatively easy mark. It might have been easier for them both if it had stayed that simple.

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    1/1
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    53
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    63
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    An incident leads Prunella to acquire a somewhat inconvenient student.

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    1/1
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    1
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    10
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    51
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    2
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    200
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    What's the best way to catch some radical socialist maple syrup thieves? Go undercover as a couple with a twee Brooklyn store, of course.

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    1/1
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    1
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    502
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    62
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    2858
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    Rey fights, pines, defeats some bad guys, pines some more, gets sex pollened, acquires parents, defeats some more bad guys, and lives. Especially the last bit.

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    87,779
    Chapters:
    3/3
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    23
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    110
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    34
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    2288
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    A physics accident results in Tony disappearing and his very annoying, very zitty teenage counterpart appearing. Rhodey gets stuck with babysitting.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    193
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    21
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    1470
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    "Wait, you're saying you want to use our fake marriage to pick people up?"

    "What else is it for? Also, technically speaking, it's real. In the legal sense, anyway."

    (Chloe, June, drunk marriage, Paris.)

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    English
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    1/1
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    18
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    29
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    Adventures in keeping power in a country that would rather you stepped down, or: Prunella still has a few tricks up her sleeve.

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    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    35
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    6
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    234
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    An unfortunate fact dogging Peggy's heels is that she needs Senate approval for non-Stark funding for SHIELD. Howard proposes marriage; Peggy agrees. Peggy proposes tracking a criminal to Leningrad; Howard agrees. Also, feelings.

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    1/1
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    17
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    It was her own damn poor luck to be in love with both of them. (The three work a job, deny their feelings, and get kidnapped. In that order.)

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    50
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    He knows Napoleon is watching Gaby, just as he knows Gaby's looking right back. What he doesn't realize is that they're both looking at him.

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    English
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    1/1
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    44
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    12310
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    Lunch, a mysterious fruit, revelations, and sex. In that order.

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    1/1
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    12
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    13
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    It started off totally innocently. Totally, one hundred percent, squeaky-clean innocently - or as innocently as anything could be when it involved, well. Sex.

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    English
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    1,238
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    4476

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