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    Bilba Baggins, popular model for a premier lingerie company, isn't always entirely convinced that the perks of the job are worth the hassle. Can't she even go to the shops without being recognized?

    But Thorin Oakenshield doesn't seem to recognize her at all, even with her nearly-naked breasts forever plastered across half of London.

    That's... a very refreshing change.

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    21 Feb 2016

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    Sometimes, Bilbo finds, not everything goes according to plan.

    First an injury and the coming winter delay his leaving Erebor, then word from the Shire leaves him mourning his beloved Bag End. And because getting added to Thorin's council isn't trouble enough, Kili is in love with an elf, Fili may or may not have his eyes on a certain little scribe, everyone seems to think he is a lady hobbit, and Thorin needs to find someone to marry.

    Okay. So the last part might not be trouble, exactly, except for the part where it makes Bilbo's rather hopeless attachment even more painful. Or it wouldn't if he hadn't possibly accidentally promised to provide Thorin with an heir... and Dáin just might still be scheming something.

    Fortunately, if there's one thing hobbits are good at, it's growing things. And Thorin did promise him a garden.

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    15 Feb 2016

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    A series of (Rule-63ed) canon out-takes and what-ifs, leading up to a rather different ending - or, more accurately, a rather different beginning. It is, as Gandalf said, the small things that matter most.

    [Addendum 2-18-2015: There are now illustrations, in a few chapters, with more to come - if you've seen these drawings before (say, on Tumblr), shhh, I promise I'm the same person. :) ]

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    8 Feb 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    The Epic Love Story of Clint and Phil, as told through other people's soulmarks.

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    7 Jan 2016

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    It wasn't all that unusual for people to hide their daemons; Merlin, however, seems to be taking it a little far.

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    17 Dec 2015

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