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five rules dave set for his brother and how dirk broke every single one of them by iamthewordshaker
Homestuck
29 Jan 2013
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"Loneliness is an odd feeling for a child. Temerity, on the other hand, is not, especially when this brand of temerity comes with a fuck all attitude towards authority." Alternatively titled "The Life and Times of a Hopeless Teenage Heartbreak(er) Trying to Save the World."
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FIghting zombies and falling in love aren't entirely exclusive.
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He’s not your Dave, but you think you can learn to love him nonetheless.
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You're not entirely sure what this is or how it always ends up like this. Roxy goes out drinking, you chase her down, and she drunkenly makes a few mistakes neither of you will talk about in the morning.
But there always is a morning, and maybe that's all either of you need.
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Roxy and Dirk spend a quiet morning together, enjoying each other's company.
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Then some days your eyeballs burn inside your skull and your tongue is like a swollen strip of leather claggy against your teeth. You stand perfectly still holding the knife over the chopping board and portion out a phalanx of steak strips and slip them, raw and bloody between your chapped lips.
Those are almost the days you liked best.
Rose is going down fast. Dave's got no idea what he's doing. Together, they might just break the universe.
Bookmarked by iamthewordshaker
15 Oct 2012
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Rose must encourage John to be comfortable with his sexual desires the only way she knows how: by sharing her own with him.
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6 May 2012
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Written as a fill on the Mass Effect Kinkmeme. OP asked for Kaidan and Shepard's first time after their date. Smut and introspection and lots of Kaidan's feelings. Kaidan gets his steak sandwich, but he doesn't get his Canadian lager.
Bookmarked by iamthewordshaker
9 Apr 2012
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In which Eridan Ampora, seven-sweeps seadwelling ne'er-do-well, goes to market for his moirail, gets caught up in a political intrigue, is sent on an errand by his employer who is not coincidentally his kismesis, partners up with his kismesis' moirail and blunders into exactly as many problems as a fishtroll would expect. Includes two major fight scenes, religious blasphemy, zombies, some inappropriately passionate kisses and an inordinate amount of blueblood thugs.
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- Part 1 of Hemostuck
Bookmarked by iamthewordshaker
21 Mar 2012
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After Bro takes off for an overseas job, Dave Strider finds himself with a condo, bills, and nary a way to pay for it all. He does what any normal college guy would do; puts up an roommate wanted ad on craigslist. He gets a little bit more than he bargained for... in a very good way.
Bookmarked by iamthewordshaker
19 Feb 2012