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  1. Summary

    I am 100% Freewood trash.

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  3. Summary

    I...I have lost control of my life. This is just...I don't...Eren has an oral fixation, I have a bruise kink, and various persons wear lace panties.

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  4. Summary

    Fell in lava? Not a problem. Skeleton shot you? Nah dude, you're fine. Just make sure you get a good night's sleep every once in a while--especially if you move your bed. But as far as that jump goes, you can totally make it.

    I mean, yolo, right?

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  1. Rec 16

    Summary

    every story and all chapters within have actual honest-to-god forreal cosmo headlines

    these fics are by and large about hooking up, but also just plain about love

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    11 May 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    He's the Jezebel of the XY chromosome, screaming eros in a choir of agape. A slut. The boy is a slut. Layman's terms can't compare.

    [teen!frank/teacher!gerard au]

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    8/?
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    246
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    22
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    4 Feb 2016

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    29 Aug 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the one Grace wants me to read

  4. Rec 66

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    16 May 2015

  5. Rec 11

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    “My name is Ryland, and it's been four days since I eviscerated someone.”
    “Hi Ryland!”

    Gerard has been running Serial Killers Anonymous for a while now, and it’s a good outlet for them all. Things start to change though, when he finally confronts Mikey about what he’s been doing the nights he gets back from the bar after dawn. Mikey agrees to go to placate his brother/boyfriend, not because he feels remorse. If they really didn’t want to die, they’d be more interesting when they beg for their life.

    Meanwhile, Brendon’s just had an amicable break-up with Jon, a fact he could not convince his best friend Ryan of in a million years. Unfortunately for him, Brendon has to listen to Ryan’s rants about awful boyfriends all day as they work together in Ryan’s fashion boutique. He’s out urban exploring for Ryan’s ~inspiration~ when he stumbles upon SK Anon. It’s easy to fall in love. After all, they’re reformed, right?

    The problem comes when one of the S K Anon members reverts to their old ways, triggering a collective jump off the wagon. However, with every cloud comes silver lining, and giving in doesn’t always make you weak. Sometimes it takes action to make a house a home, and a group a family.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    74,444
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    738

    26 Apr 2015

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