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  1. Summary

    I am 100% Freewood trash.

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  3. Summary

    I...I have lost control of my life. This is just...I don't...Eren has an oral fixation, I have a bruise kink, and various persons wear lace panties.

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  4. Summary

    Fell in lava? Not a problem. Skeleton shot you? Nah dude, you're fine. Just make sure you get a good night's sleep every once in a while--especially if you move your bed. But as far as that jump goes, you can totally make it.

    I mean, yolo, right?

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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    Figuring out who you are is hard enough without biology getting in the way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,528
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
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    26 Jun 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    26 Jun 2016

  3. Rec 24

    Summary

    every story and all chapters within have actual honest-to-god forreal cosmo headlines

    these fics are by and large about hooking up, but also just plain about love

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    11 May 2016

  4. Rec 11

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    22 Jan 2016

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    Summary

    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    29 Aug 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the one Grace wants me to read

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