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I am THE LUCKIEST GENIE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
My Master has given me a DIARY! He says that now I can write down things that happened, so I will be able to remember them!
I said, but Master, my memory is perfect, genies always remember everything! and my Master said, what about the time Major Healey and I thought your sister might be impersonating you, and we asked you what we had done just the night before, and you didn't remember? and I shrugged, and then he said, and what about all the times I told you to stay home, and you didn't remember I said that? and I shrugged, and then he said, and what about all the times I told you to not use your powers because that only Makes Things Worse, and you didn't remember I said THAT? and I said, but Master, if genies were predictable, we would not be genies! and Major Healey said, ain't that the truth.
I am SO GLAD that Major Healey understands me.
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SOME OF OUR MORE IMAGINATIVE READERS INFORM US that the events of the past few days -- the grisly deaths, the tragic fire, the flying carriage that caused the egregious delays on the Metropolitan and District Railway -- are attributable to the fevered pursuit of a Chinese vampire, known in its native land as a jiang shi, by the adventuress detective Madame Vastra. These readers, whose persistent letters are beginning to become tiresome, claim that this is but one of many times Madame Vastra's unravelling of a mystery has saved all of an unknowing London.
We advise these peculiar devotees that we have yet again sought an audience with Madame Vastra, who, as ever, politely declines comment on any of the wilder rumors in circulation, but wishes it known that any unusual cases requiring investigation may be brought to her attention care of this newspaper.
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It's the Muppet Doctor Who Special, With Our Very Special Guest Star, Matt Smith! by David Hines (hradzka) for Sage (sageness)
Muppet Show, Doctor Who
23 Dec 2010
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Tonight, the Muppet Theater is proud to present the Muppet Doctor Who Special, the Muppets' tribute to the long-running BBC television series! SPECIAL GUEST STAR: Matt Smith, the Eleventh Doctor!
Admission reasonable. Concessions very reasonable. Budget marginal. Free parking.
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Trapped by smugglers, Jonathan and Ty face a defining moment.
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It's not getting what you wanted that's the issue. It's the unexpected things that come with it.
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No matter how far he travels, Sam finds the pull of Casablanca hard to escape. Maybe it's because Rick left him there.
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Dr. Liu,
Got your final report yesterday on Project LV-426. I'm amazed. Great work all around. It's been forwarded to the Chair, our friends at the Pentagon, the Defense Appropriations Committee, and DARPA. The acid-resistant armor is something that should really catch their eye.
We're expecting some big grant money from this.
Burke
Burke,
Did you read even the executive summary of my report? There are some interesting biomaterials that we could work with, but I stressed, multiple times, that this creature is far too dangerous to even consider using in military research projects. It's aggressive, stupid, vicious, aggressive, impossible to train, and did I mention aggressive?
. . .their limbs work on hydraulic principles and operate under pressure, which is why they splurt like a popped water balloon when they get hit in those Marine camera feeds we saw. A slight wound to a limb takes them right the hell out of commission, and now your troops have to deal with an insanely aggressive and stupid xenomorphic K-9 unit that oh by the way IS BLEEDING ACID.
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The other modern Disney princesses welcome Tiana to the fold by descending on her restaurant en masse. They have their foibles, but their skills are still more useful than Naveen's. Not that he isn't willing to learn.
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The Cable & Deadpool Yuletide Special by David Hines (hradzka) for Apathy
Cable and Deadpool
20 Dec 2009
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...summary? Is that like a recap page? Huh. Okay. I'm Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth. You may remember me from such comics as "Deadpool," "Deadpool," and "Cable & Deadpool," and from my brief appearance in Wolverine's first solo movie, which for now makes me Marvel's latest license to print money -- thank you, Ryan Reynolds. Anyway, now I'm in a Yuletide story, so join me and my buddy Nate Summers, aka Cable, for wacky hijinks and reality-hopping adventure. Say hi to the fangirls, Nate.
"Wade? Who are you talking to?"
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See the title. Much like the film, there is more character goofiness than actual story.
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Seven Sunday Mother-Daughter Mornings by David Hines (hradzka)
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
4 Apr 2009
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Catherine Weaver wins. Then what? A look at the unconventional mother-daughter relationship going forward, in a world where the bombs never fall.
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The Metal From the Stars by David Hines (hradzka)
John Bellairs - Lewis Barnavelt series
24 Dec 2008
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As they grow into young adulthood, Lewis Barnavelt and Rose Rita Pottinger face another supernatural mystery -- and, even more frightening, the future.
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Bel Thorne comes to visit Miles. Ivan flirts with everyone he finds attractive. Miles feels a sudden need to drink heavily.
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Everett Hitch never expected to spend his days correcting Virgil Cole's sentences, but sometimes a gunfight has effects a man didn't count upon.
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One part of raising a foal is picking him up every so often, doing it less as time goes by and the foal gets bigger. The principle of the thing is that once the horse has the idea that you are bigger than he is, it sticks. That's how it is with Matt and Dunson.
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Cinderella, Made of Steel by David Hines (hradzka)
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
24 Dec 2008
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Cameron is a Terminator working on being a person. Sarah Connor is a warrior working on being a mother. Sometimes their learning curves intersect.
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Sam and Optimus take a road trip. 2007 Movieverse, with references to other incarnations.
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Sometimes a man shouldn't get what he wants. Jim and Barbara Gordon, early on. Set in and around ROBIN: YEAR ONE; readers familiar with that work will recognize a couple of lines of Chuck Dixon's dialogue in one scene.
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Cass pounces. Tim accepts the inevitable.