David Hines
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- Batman - All Media Types (6)
- DCU (4)
- Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (2)
- Manimal (TV) (1)
- Cable and Deadpool (1)
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I am THE LUCKIEST GENIE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
My Master has given me a DIARY! He says that now I can write down things that happened, so I will be able to remember them!
I said, but Master, my memory is perfect, genies always remember everything! and my Master said, what about the time Major Healey and I thought your sister might be impersonating you, and we asked you what we had done just the night before, and you didn't remember? and I shrugged, and then he said, and what about all the times I told you to stay home, and you didn't remember I said that? and I shrugged, and then he said, and what about all the times I told you to not use your powers because that only Makes Things Worse, and you didn't remember I said THAT? and I said, but Master, if genies were predictable, we would not be genies! and Major Healey said, ain't that the truth.
I am SO GLAD that Major Healey understands me.
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SOME OF OUR MORE IMAGINATIVE READERS INFORM US that the events of the past few days -- the grisly deaths, the tragic fire, the flying carriage that caused the egregious delays on the Metropolitan and District Railway -- are attributable to the fevered pursuit of a Chinese vampire, known in its native land as a jiang shi, by the adventuress detective Madame Vastra. These readers, whose persistent letters are beginning to become tiresome, claim that this is but one of many times Madame Vastra's unravelling of a mystery has saved all of an unknowing London.
We advise these peculiar devotees that we have yet again sought an audience with Madame Vastra, who, as ever, politely declines comment on any of the wilder rumors in circulation, but wishes it known that any unusual cases requiring investigation may be brought to her attention care of this newspaper.
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It's the Muppet Doctor Who Special, With Our Very Special Guest Star, Matt Smith! by David Hines (hradzka) for Sage (sageness)
Muppet Show, Doctor Who
23 Dec 2010
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Tonight, the Muppet Theater is proud to present the Muppet Doctor Who Special, the Muppets' tribute to the long-running BBC television series! SPECIAL GUEST STAR: Matt Smith, the Eleventh Doctor!
Admission reasonable. Concessions very reasonable. Budget marginal. Free parking.
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Trapped by smugglers, Jonathan and Ty face a defining moment.
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An exercise in Babs topping the most people in the least words.
Bookmarked by David Hines (hradzka)
11 Jan 2013
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Laugh Often (So I Suppose I'm Going to be Fine) by getgeekywithit
The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011)
19 Apr 2013
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Darcy Lewis does not have daddy issues. And ‘evil’ is a relative term.
Series
- Part 1 of Here, Here, and Here
Bookmarked by David Hines (hradzka)
7 Jan 2013
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Santa Claws is Coming to Town by Steelneko for kiki-eng (kiki_eng)
Michael Bublé Being Stalked By A Velociraptor (Tumblr)
24 Dec 2012
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Partway into filming his 2012 Christmas special, Michael Bublé had the sudden shocking realization that there was a dinosaur in his studio audience.
Bookmarked by David Hines (hradzka)
25 Dec 2012
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A few times Alfred took care of Dick, and one where Dick took care of Alfred.
Bookmarked by David Hines (hradzka)
25 Dec 2012
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A collection of vignettes about the Organization in charge of preventing the end of the world and the monsters they need/hate/love/become/really don't want to see having sex.
Bookmarked by David Hines (hradzka)
25 Dec 2012