David Hines
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I am THE LUCKIEST GENIE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
My Master has given me a DIARY! He says that now I can write down things that happened, so I will be able to remember them!
I said, but Master, my memory is perfect, genies always remember everything! and my Master said, what about the time Major Healey and I thought your sister might be impersonating you, and we asked you what we had done just the night before, and you didn't remember? and I shrugged, and then he said, and what about all the times I told you to stay home, and you didn't remember I said that? and I shrugged, and then he said, and what about all the times I told you to not use your powers because that only Makes Things Worse, and you didn't remember I said THAT? and I said, but Master, if genies were predictable, we would not be genies! and Major Healey said, ain't that the truth.
I am SO GLAD that Major Healey understands me.
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SOME OF OUR MORE IMAGINATIVE READERS INFORM US that the events of the past few days -- the grisly deaths, the tragic fire, the flying carriage that caused the egregious delays on the Metropolitan and District Railway -- are attributable to the fevered pursuit of a Chinese vampire, known in its native land as a jiang shi, by the adventuress detective Madame Vastra. These readers, whose persistent letters are beginning to become tiresome, claim that this is but one of many times Madame Vastra's unravelling of a mystery has saved all of an unknowing London.
We advise these peculiar devotees that we have yet again sought an audience with Madame Vastra, who, as ever, politely declines comment on any of the wilder rumors in circulation, but wishes it known that any unusual cases requiring investigation may be brought to her attention care of this newspaper.
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It's the Muppet Doctor Who Special, With Our Very Special Guest Star, Matt Smith! by David Hines (hradzka) for Sage (sageness)
Muppet Show, Doctor Who
23 Dec 2010
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Tonight, the Muppet Theater is proud to present the Muppet Doctor Who Special, the Muppets' tribute to the long-running BBC television series! SPECIAL GUEST STAR: Matt Smith, the Eleventh Doctor!
Admission reasonable. Concessions very reasonable. Budget marginal. Free parking.
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Trapped by smugglers, Jonathan and Ty face a defining moment.
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It's not getting what you wanted that's the issue. It's the unexpected things that come with it.
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A fanfic writer and Feminist Ryan Gosling discuss celebrity culture, gender and theory, and the political perils of Fassavoy fic.
Last bookmarked by David Hines (hradzka)
28 Dec 2011
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Jeff called her Mrs. Lonelyhearts, and called him the Songwriter. But they looked out their windows too ...
Last bookmarked by David Hines (hradzka)
28 Dec 2011
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“Why do all your plans involve costumes?”
“Because I like to look pretty.”Last bookmarked by David Hines (hradzka)
28 Dec 2011
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I cannot help but think it was my fault. Had I not brought Pabodie to Miskatonic, had I not selfishly persuaded him to give up his seafaring and sample the academic life, I should never have brought him into confluence with that God-damned fellow Westercott, and none of the rest would have followed.
Excerpted from the personal papers of John Smith, D. Phil., Miskatonic University.
Last bookmarked by David Hines (hradzka)
28 Dec 2011
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With everyone else otherwise occupied, Barbara takes it upon herself to bring down a wide-reaching drug ring circulating out of Blüdhaven. They are, unfortunately, not as oblivious as might have been ideal. Pairing only implied to exist/have existed.
Last bookmarked by David Hines (hradzka)
27 Dec 2011