horusporus

little wall-e



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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Desert orphans bond through talking about the weather.

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    18 Jan 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    It's toasty (too toasty) and Han takes Luke swimming for the first time.

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    17 Jan 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Lando was a virgin the first time Han slept with him. So was Leia. And Luke ...

    ... everyone knows that Luke's a virgin.

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    16 Jan 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    Four times Han Solo tried to get laid and that one time Luke Skywalker kind of took his virginity.

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    16 Jan 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    Luke's in a funk and Mara needs a co-pilot for a trading mission with a search for a missing New Republic agent on the side. What could go wrong?

    In which Luke and Mara: take a trip; play drinking games; blow stuff up; go shopping; watch holovids; go out for dinner and dancing; run into old friends; hang out in dive bars and trash dumpsters; place prank calls to 900 numbers; navigate an asteroid field (duh); and exchange tens of thousands of words of innuendo-filled, sexy banter. Also, the adventures of Duke and Tara.

    "Mara, you were on Wayland, too. Do you remember this much sex?"
    "Being a Jedi Master must count for something besides the ability to levitate really big rocks."

    Language:
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    16 Jan 2018