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Clint's heats have never been easy. This one is especially bad.
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Alright Is Two Different Words by hoosierbitch
Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, The Avengers (2012)
8 Apr 2013
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For most of Clint’s life, being able to read has been like being able to fly. Sure, it would be nice, and sometimes he’ll dream about what it would be like to have words or wings, but at some point he always comes back down to earth.
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- Part 2 of Dyslexia 'Verse
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Clint hasn't felt this alone in a long time. Coulson's gone, SHIELD isn't a home anymore, and no one on his new team seems to like him. After a lifetime of being ignored, Clint's gotten good at demanding attention. He'll annoy and frustrate and piss everyone off until they notice him. To him, any attention—even the negative kind—is good attention.
This poses a problem when they all finally learn to just ignore him.
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Like an Arrow Through a Flock of Doves by arsenicarcher (Arsenic), hoosierbitch
The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, White Collar
31 Oct 2012
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When he takes the rap for a crime committed by Barney and the Swordsman, Clint is charged as an adult at 17 and spends the next four years of his life without protection in prison. Enter one Neal Caffrey, who knows how to charm his way to whatever he wants or needs, and Clint's life gets a lot more interesting. Pretty much, the story of Clint in prison, Clint getting out, and Clint, like always, finding his way to SHIELD, and Phil.
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assume a defensive stance by hoosierbitch
The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
23 Jun 2012
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No one can understand why Bruce and Clint are together. Clint's loud, brash, irritating--exactly what Bruce doesn't need in his life. (Also, there are sandwiches. Of LOVE.)
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The first time the teachers send a note home with Clint, about his problems, about how he’s dumber than the other kids, his dad’s not angry. He just laughs, which, Clint realizes, isn’t actually better.
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- Part 1 of Dyslexia 'Verse
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your fingertips across my skin by hoosierbitch
X-Men: First Class (2011), X-Men (Movies)
21 Apr 2012
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Sex. Lots of awkward gay threesome sex. Yay!
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- Part 1 of Sean's Awesome Plans Are Awesome
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“Satchmo can be my horse,” Neal says quietly. “Just until my mom comes to get me.”
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- Part 2 of sneakers and sheriff badges
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following odysseus's footsteps (when homecoming's the hard part) by hoosierbitch
X-Men: First Class - Fandom, X-Men: First Class (2011), X-Men (Movies)
21 Apr 2012
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No one dies, but it still feels like a loss.
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- Part 2 of Sean's Awesome Plans Are Awesome
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For handwavey plot reasons, Neal is transformed into a five year old. He spends Christmas with the Burkes.
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- Part 1 of sneakers and sheriff badges
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In her dreams, Sarah got to have them both.
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Bryce kept a tape of him and Chuck having sex during their college roommate days. While he is being a spy years later (but pre-series when they have not spoken in years and Bryce assumes that for Chuck's own protection, he will never be able to see Chuck again), Bryce wanks to the tape.
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discretion (the consequences of valor remix) by hoosierbitch for Lady_Ganesh
Merlin (TV)
23 Apr 2011
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Arthur had nowhere left to hide.
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Neal is dying.
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Peter likes Neal best when he's naked.
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How Neal got the warden's wife's credit card in the Pilot episode.
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As much as I loved the ridiculous fight in the warehouse, I think it probably would have gone down a bit more like this.
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In which Neal has bruises, Moz makes cake, and everybody sleeps on the fold-out couch.
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Alec and Logan, from their first kiss to their first Christmas.