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    It's Yule time when Bilbo arrives back in the Shire- with a host of Dwarrow at his back, the sentimental lugs. Except now the assorted Aunts and Uncles have gotten quite the wrong idea in their excited interrogation, and he's stuck pretending that he's married a few of the hairy fellows.

    If he could just get through the assorted required Baggins and Took social events without outing himself as a complete fibber or drunkenly attempting to kiss Dwalin and Thorin under the mistletoe, it may just be a Yule miracle.

    Another attempt at writing a common trope fic that went completely off the rails.

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    06 Dec 2017

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    Thorin hadn’t really wanted to go on holiday. That was why he hadn’t been on one for over a decade – not, despite what his siblings might say, because he had problems letting go of work and letting other people have control over their own hotel, which definitely wasn’t his entire life, no matter what the opinions of his family might have been on the matter.

    In which people go on holiday, and find a little bit of home.

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    21 Nov 2017

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    Short summary: Gays in space!

    Longer summary: After his first successful solo mission, Jedi Knight Bilbo Baggins, trained by High Council member and full-time nuisance, Master Gandalf, returns to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. During an excursion to the sparring arena, he meets a group of Dwarven Jedi from Ered Luin, a mountainous planet located in the Outer Rim. Young padawans, Fili and Kili, are full of curiosity at this strange, barefoot Jedi, but Master Thorin, who appears to have the personality of a rancor and mental shields like blast doors, is less than impressed.

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    21 Nov 2017

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    In which there is a severe misunderstanding, a dwarf fallen on hard times, and a hobbit that wants to make it right.

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    20 Nov 2017

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    There is a lake, that was once the sea, and in that lake, or so they say, lives a mermaid, who was trapped by the silt. It all sounds quite wonderful and romantic, until you learn just how annoying the mermaid actually is.

    In which Bilbo finds a mermaid, and takes her back to the ocean.

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    20 Nov 2017

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