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    I am going to kill Phichit, Yuuri thought to himself darkly, feeling eyes on him from all angles in the crowded parking lot. The thin towel around his waist was already soaked and clung to him, plastered to the curve of his buttocks like a second skin. Thank god this wasn’t a co-ed dorm, he didn’t think he could handle girls staring, giggling at him from behind their hands. Now, how to go about his diabolical plan of getting even for this. Perhaps he’d kidnap Phichit’s hamsters and hold them for ransom-

    “Are you cold?” a voice asked from behind, melodiously thick with a Russian accent.

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    12 Oct 2017

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    “You already know what I look like naked,” Viktor says, “so I think it’d be quite easy to pretend I’m your boyfriend.”
    Yuuri gets himself into trouble at a bar before he even gets drunk. Luckily for Yuuri, his hot neighbor and longtime crush, who Yuuri tries not to peek at while he wanders around his apartment, is also at the bar.

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    09 Oct 2017

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    ! a collection of my pornshots, not really a 'series' per se.
    ! incomplete only because uh i'm not ever sure when the next one will ... insist on being written.

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    23 Sep 2017

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    Viktor is trapped in a time loop during the Sochi GPF. And, unfortunately, in his coach's body.
    “I know exactly what you’re doing, I’ve done it a million times,” Viktor says, with Yakov's voice, “don’t try to pull this disappearing act on me. You heard what I said. Now wait for me to come talk to you, Vitya.”
    “No, no, service is terrible in here! If it’s anything about practice, text me.”
    “You—“
    “Bye, Yakov!”
    There’s only a dial tone.
    He stares, stunned, at his own image fading from the phone screen into black. That teasingly vacant tone, that dismissal of his coach, the cheerful greeting…
    In this time loop, he’ll be dealing with Viktor Nikiforov. He’ll be dealing with… himself. And, apparently, a soulmate that won't reveal his true identity.
    (A one-shot collection of soulmate AUs. 9. A groundhog day and body swap AU, where the universe won't let time march on until the soulmates meet the right way.)
    French translation!

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    17 Sep 2017

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    Five times someone jerked off to fantasies of Yuuri Katsuki (and one time Yuuri gets to watch).

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    11 Sep 2017