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The Five Stages of Living With Tony Stark, And Grief by hobnailedboots
The Avengers (2012)
29 Aug 2012
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Five times Bruce almost turns into the Hulk, and one time he does.
"Get empowered," Tony says. "Wear a miniskirt. Write a blog. Jerk off."
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Merlin knows better than anyone that he has to keep the magic secret. Magic users should be registered, with the penalty for not doing so harsh indeed, and thaumists are growing in influence. Tensions are high as the country is teetering on the brink of another Purge. Merlin has always said that violence is not the answer, but vigilante attacks from both sides, not to mention a string of grisly murders, suggest that no one is listening to him, let alone reading his blog. Cue spandex and talking statues and a whole lot of sexual tension with Arthur, son of the most bigoted thaumist around.
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Starting up where season three left off, this is a story about rejecting the fate laid out for you and about forging your own destiny. Most of all, though, this is a story about rain.
Morgana has disappeared, taking her half-dead sister with her, and Uther won't wake up. As Arthur tries to come to grips with ruling Camelot, he's hindered by the unnatural rains which are trying to conquer all of Albion. Quests! Mordred! Magical plots!
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Misha wakes up in his very own French Mistake. When Sam and Dean meet him (at some point after 7.10) they think he's something evil: a Leviathan, perhaps. He's taken to what remains of Bobby's house, where they interrogate him. At that point, Castiel appears inside Misha's head. With Misha's intimate knowledge of the characters, the Winchesters refusing to talk anything out, and the hordes of flesh-eating Leviathans determined to take over the world (not to mention Hallucifer and Crowley) it promises to be a bumpy ride. Oh, also, there is porn.
Warnings for mentions of self-harm (i.e. Sam's Lucifer-coping mechanism) and some portrayal of mental illness (again, Sam and Lucifer).
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Jared finally has a pilot that's been picked up, and it's worlds away from Gilmore Girls. Trouble is, the guy playing Dean is a complete douchebag. Then Jared bumps into Jensen, who he swears was made for the role.
J2 non-au, written for the j2noauchallenge.
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A Beauty but a Funny Girl by hobnailedcomments (hobnailedboots)
Disney - All Media Types, Disney Cartoons (Classic), Supernatural
19 Jan 2012
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An argument breaks out over who is the greatest villain of all time. There is a shock winner.
As you can probably guess, this is ridiculously cracky. There may be a couple of unscheduled appearances from other villains, too. *cough*Supernatural*cough*
"No one's slick as Gaston; no one's quick as Gaston. No one's neck's as incredibly--"
"What are you, a porn star? Looks don't matter here, you ignorant oaf."
"He's particularly good at expectorating!" said LeFou, which everyone was sensible enough to ignore.
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Other hunters talked about the Winchester brothers like they were celebrities, with a hushed sort of awe.
At times like these, Sam thought they were barely even competent: no other hunting teams he knew would set out to find a succubus and then split up so one of them could get tail with a stranger.
Dean/Castiel told through Sam's POV. Companion piece to 'The Lord's Work' but can be read as a stand-alone.
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“Cas,” said Dean, mind like a trampled jigsaw. “This isn't you. You're supposed to be praying, smiting, that sort of thing. You know, doing the Lord's work, okay?”
“As it were,” said Cas.
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Teenage Sam watches his brother.
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There is no tea. There is no milk.
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Arthur is cursed with constant dishonesty.
"You know, Merlin," said Arthur, "You really are the most competent servant I have ever come across."
"Thank you," said Merlin, and tripped over a root.
"I mean that!" shouted Arthur.
This, thought Merlin, had so much potential. Oh, he'd probably take pity on Arthur and reverse the curse eventually, pretend it wore off instead, but it was a couple of hours' walk back to the horses, and half a day's ride back to the castle.
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Sugar and Spice (and all things nice) by hobnailedcomments (hobnailedboots)
Supernatural
29 Dec 2011
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Everything tastes like candy. Everything
Dean/Gabriel ficlet for comment_fic.
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Written for a prompt at comment_fic which was basically 'they survive fuck-or-die, but perish anyway'.
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Zombie strippers. That's pretty much all you need to know.
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The last thing he ever saw was the light of Castiel's grace. Blind!Dean/Castiel.
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The trouble with his leg isn't psychosomatic.
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Sam was the Righteous Man and Dean was the abomination.
Filled here: http://comment-fic.livejournal.com/299853.html?thread=55608653#t55608653
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Dragons were always bad news.
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Something that Harry hadn't realised at first was that being the Master of Death meant, apparently, that you attracted the dead.
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Guardian Angel. by hobnailedcomments (hobnailedboots)
Supernatural, Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
12 Dec 2011
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Hawaii Five-0 / Supernatural, Castiel & Steve (/Danny), Grace is a Seal which needs to be protected and Steve the angel who protects her. Castiel doesn't understand why his brother is so human and interacts with the Seal's mortal father so much.
Originally posted here (http://comment-fic.livejournal.com/298958.html?thread=55508174#t55508174).