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  3. Summary

    Because I have no self control. At all. This series is inspired by the artwork of Amy Brown. It is cracky and lighthearted because sometimes all anyone needs is something to smile about.

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    The Gypsy AU

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  5. Summary

    The link between wolves and red is the link between madness and human mates.

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Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Pete is a coot, Patrick is a nightingale.

    This is the only love story you will ever read that features the phrase "corkscrew penises". If you're lucky.

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    18 Apr 2015

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    "It's only fair that I should chase you across ten, twenty-five, a hundred lifetimes until I find the one where you'll return to me."

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    16 Apr 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So beautiful it hurts. Owwww.

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    A modern magical comedy very loosely based on Ugly Betty. Publishing king Uther Pendragon has had enough of his playboy son seducing every female assistant he has ever had so he hires Merlin, a man he is sure Arthur will never sleep with. Merlin would be more insulted by this fact if he wasn’t so busy trying to juggle his duties, save Arthur's skin from ruthless fashionistas and keep his magic a secret at the same time. Expect appearances by oil-lathered knights, the occasional mad druid, a perverted Will and a mental caretaker who lives in the basement and keeps harping on about coins and destiny.

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    2/2
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    8 Apr 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 98

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    Haven't you been paying attention? This is a war story. [Trojan War AU]

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    8372

    6 Apr 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    John Blake is left very much alone during occupied Gotham. Though he tries his best to take care of others, the burden is heavy on his shoulders. When he offers to keep Miranda Tate safe, Talia is at first amused at the boy who is blinded by such false ideals. However, she sees through him to the anger he holds inside, and decides there might be merit in taking the time to mold him into something she can truly use...

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    1750

    29 Mar 2015

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