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  1. Public Bookmark 45

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    The plan had always been that once you came into your first fertility cycle, you’d ultimately spend it traveling between his hive and your concupiscent quadrants, should you have them at that point.

    You just hadn’t expected it to play out quite like this.

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    29 Aug 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 93

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    Dave Strider's second movie is breaking box office records. Alone in Boston, Sollux Captor tries, and fails, not to care.

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    29 Aug 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    Granted: the Grand Highblood has done an impressive job of whipping the sorry creature he was handed into shape.

    Alas, Eridan has standards.

    (At least that's the story he's sticking to.)

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    28 Aug 2016

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    An AU in which SGRUB as such never happened, focusing mostly on Eridan Ampora and the trials and tribulations of being such a raving douchebag (with good hair).

    Details, illustrations in progress, etc., available at my tumblr.

    More comprehensive explanation here.

    Komm in mein Boot
    die Sehnsucht wird
    der Steuermann
    Komm in mein Boot
    der beste Seemann
    war doch ich

    --Rammstein

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    28 Aug 2016

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    [set in the 'Space Bro' verse.]

    In which Equius Zahhak, postdoc in robotics research, meets Eridan Ampora, professional movie extra and drama queen, and begins having disturbing dreams about a merman with great big sharp pointy teeth. And also falls in love, despite all the evidence that it's a dumb thing to do.

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    28 Aug 2016

  6. Public Bookmark 71

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    He is the first person to touch you gently since before you were turned into a ship, and you are surprised at how much this matters. When he first came to see you you'd noticed his size and not much else, but when he touched your inflamed ports and made a low rumbling noise of disapproval you had winched up your attention and realized that he was being careful with you, in a way you had forgotten was possible.

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    28 Aug 2016

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    The Sufferer’s coup was a resounding failure. The Summoner’s, through freak chance, was a bloody and hard-won success. Hemo-discrimination is illegal, now, but old grudges die hard and the higher your blood the worse your chances of making it in the world. The classes that used to be ‘highbloods’ often fall through the cracks, and find work wherever they can get it.

    A story about a "concupiscent hire" walking Alternian streets under the rule of his Imperial Humility, the upheaval of an empire, and the whims of pure serendipity. (tumblr tag: A Heavy Heart>

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    27 Aug 2016

  8. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Oh my god,” you say out loud. “We are the two most insecure assholes on this side of the fucking planet.”

    “The planetary system,” Eridan wails good-naturedly.

    “The entire goddamn galaxy,” you trump him. “We are the best at being the worst.”

    --

    They both hate their bodies, and they've been hurt so much over them. And each of them barely dares to whisper it, lest the other one leave them alone to deal with it.

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    27 Aug 2016

  9. Public Bookmark 77

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    27 Aug 2016

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    'There's a whole other story, about that, a girl with mirrors over her eyes and a man who was scared to care about anything.'

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    27 Aug 2016

  11. Public Bookmark 28

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    Her rest shall not begin nor end, but be;
    And when she wakes she will not think it long.

    The end of the Marquise Spinneret Mindfang was a kindness given in love.

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    23 Aug 2016

  12. Public Bookmark 51

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    Being the exclusive atelier for the future heiress is enough of a difficult task.
    Actually dealing with her is even harder.

    (Non-SGRUB AU. Court intrigue, etc.)

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    23 Aug 2016

  13. Public Bookmark 21

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    A Lady and a Child seek shelter in a cavern from a raging storm. Based on the piece of the same name from the album coloUrs and mayhem.

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    23 Aug 2016

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    Your name is Rosa Maryam and you grew up dreaming of a perfect family, being the perfect wife, the perfect mother. After the miscarriage at eighteen, you were lost. After the divorce a year later, you were broken. When hope arrives in the strangest possible form, a well-intended but tasteless gift, you don't recognize it. Not at first.
    You did not give birth to your son but he is yours, and he saved your life, and you will never let anyone hurt him.

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    23 Aug 2016

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    Ed's stupid mark is long, long gone, but it's not like he has time to care.

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    15 Aug 2016

  16. Public Bookmark 28

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    Sam learns that Scott is really, really bad at timing. And talking. And most other things, actually.

    He also reaffirms the fact that Clint is a huge douchebag, but that's nothing new.

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    6 Aug 2016

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    Illya kills an American spy in Zurich.

    Three days later, he’s staring into the face of a dead man standing in his hotel room.

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    4 Aug 2016

  18. Public Bookmark 45

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    When Illya returns to Moscow, Gaby doesn't expect to miss his voice.

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    3 Aug 2016

  19. Public Bookmark 43

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    In Kiev, Illya meets a thief. Well, he passes a dark-haired, grinning man in the ballroom of the Opera Hotel. Their shoulders brush.

    “Pardon,” Illya says reflexively, already looking past the man. He is here to acquire the skills of a Ukrainian biologist.

    “Don’t mention it,” the dark-haired man says, in French-accented Russian, and Illya doesn’t think of him again until the morning paper tells him that three Faberge eggs were stolen from the Opera Hotel the night Illya was there. The article is accompanied by a rough sketch of the thief—dark hair, a half-smile, a pressed suit—and Illya says out loud, in the middle of the KGB field office, “I know this man.”

    (or, the CIA never caught Napoleon Solo and a thief known only as the Magpie won't leave Illya the fuck alone.)

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    1 Aug 2016

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    Though, really, what’s he supposed to say? “Darlings, when I was born Henry the Sixth was the King of England and dying like a normal human keeps slipping my mind?”

    (or, napoleon solo can't die. this tends to complicate relationships.)

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    1 Aug 2016

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