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    Tony Stark doesn’t really give a shit about Christmas. I mean, sure, he’ll enjoy a glass of nog, and he’s always thought mistletoe was a great scam, but Christmas is about home and hearth and family and nostalgia and, let’s face it. The Starks had a lot of things, but not a lot for Tony to be nostalgic about.

    This year, however, nostalgia is the name of the game. This year, Tony’s throwing a motherfucking party.

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    26 Mar 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    “Your Royal Highness,” she says. “How lovely to meet you.” Before Harry can return the sentiment, she continues with a wide-eyed gaze at Ms. Knightley. “Wait, fuck, was I supposed to wait for some official introduction? I’ve bollocksed the whole thing up, haven’t I?”

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    26 Mar 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 83

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    Jason Bourne receives a rather odd peace-offering. He decides to keep him.

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    26 Mar 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    People think that Clint Barton died when Aaron Cross was born in Outcome, but people are wrong. People are always wrong.

    Clint Barton died when Phil Coulson died with a hole in his chest, and Aaron Cross is just someone built from what’s left.

    (This is the story of Clint Barton’s death.)

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    26 Mar 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    Strangely enough, this is the one time Roy didn't expect to be cruising at 37,000 feet.

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    18 Jan 2016

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    Poe dreams of a blue-green tree.

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    17 Jan 2016

  7. Public Bookmark 36

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    Halward Pavus hires the Chargers as bodyguards for his estranged son.
    Dorian Pavus is, predictably, not altogether pleased about this. To begin with, at least. He comes around.

    Written for the Adoribull Holiday Exchange

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    9 Jan 2016

  8. Public Bookmark 26

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    “It is not my body that imprisons me,” Maedhros said with a pointed look at the shackles around his wrists.

    Sauron laughed. “You are quite mistaken. Take, for example, the – what is it your people call it? – the blossoming, I believe, is the local term; an interesting metaphor; the Sindar are of course very florally minded. It is most tiresome. Ah, I remember – opening.” He smirked. “Avoiding metaphor altogether, for of course it is an opening. There is the obvious if rather undignified physical action, of course, but what is strange to me is the effect that then has on the spirit – which opens, which yields. Therefore your body compels a subjection not merely to your own flesh but even to the flesh of another – and thus, of course, to the spirit of another. Now that is imprisonment, if you like!”

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    7 Jan 2016

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    “Shut up and hand me that tiara,” she snarls at him, flapping her hand at the dresser where it's perched jauntily on top of his blast helmet.

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    3 Jan 2016

  10. Public Bookmark 43

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    When Finn asks Poe for Resistance propaganda to read in the hopes of catching up on what they've been doing, he doesn't expect to find a certain calendar full of what could delicately be described as glamour shots of the Resistance's greatest pilot.

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    3 Jan 2016

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    “Caution in the field isn’t confined to simply an awareness of your surroundings,” Harry says, his tone stern but his breath soft and warm against the back of Eggsy’s hand. His gaze lifts, his eyes hooded as he peers at Eggsy over the rims of his glasses. “You’ve told a lie, Eggsy, and now that lie must be truth.”

    (Or, that time Eggsy scored them a better table by saying it was his and Harry's anniversary and quickly grew to regret it.)

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    3 Jan 2016

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    If there is any one alpha in the whole wide world Eggsy cannot handle during a surprise, unsuppressed heat, it is Harry Hart.

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    2 Jan 2016

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    “Arthur is a bad man,” Roxy had said.

    “Fucking tell me about it,” Eggsy had muttered, and gone to put on the tarty trousers Harry had picked out for him like a fucking high-end pimp.

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    2 Jan 2016

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    Or, Five Things A Gentleman Should Never Do Without

    “In my defence,” Eggsy says, “It could have happened to anyone.”

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    2 Jan 2016

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    Or, Six Things Eggsy Has Learned About Being A Gentleman

    “Lesson number one,” Harry says. “Manners matter.”

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    2 Jan 2016

  16. Public Bookmark 32

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    It's a big world to clean up after V-Day. This is Roxy's story, featuring: exhaustion, beautiful villains, inappropriate comments, drawing Eggsy a vagina map because not even a potential mass murderer deserves that sort of lousy service, booby traps straight out of Indiana Jones, things it's probably quite unprofessional to do while wearing glasses, bombs so ridiculous they should have ACME written on the side, Gawain's interrupted night with a gorgeous French redhead, an urgent deathbed promise, and a warning that somebody's spine is going to be ripped from his body if he ever calls her 'good girl' again.

    Or: five times Merlin talks Roxy through a mission, and one time he just wants to talk.

    Companion story to Street Sweepers, Night Watchmen, Flame Keepers (Eggsy/Harry) but you don't need to have read that first, this stands alone.

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    28 Dec 2015

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    Harry survived V-Day - because of course he did - but not all the Kingsman agents were so lucky. With the world still going to shit and the worst staff shortage since the organisation began, Merlin calls a group of retired agents back to their posts to help out while he trains the new recruits.

    Featuring snowball fights, banter, innuendo, handsome old men, lady scientists, secrets in walking sticks, Harry’s appalling crush, thumbnails of bigger pictures, a pastede on plot crammed in around all the flirting which is really just an excuse for me to write a silly sword fight, and an old bet from 1986 that’s still not been decided.

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    27 Dec 2015

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    "I'm a good boyfriend," Cougar said.

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    25 Dec 2015

  19. Public Bookmark 80

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    About cooks, sailors, soldiers, thieves, bastards, and liars- a tale of someone who has lived long enough be all of these things but one, and someone who is only the other, but knows better than to take the rest too seriously.

    Written on a whim. Eight thousand words of the most self-serious idiot on the high seas and a kid whose life skills appear to include peeling potatoes and not a hell of a lot else.

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    25 Dec 2015

  20. Public Bookmark 33

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    Pitch pornstar Nepeta and deathbot technician Equius fall in real, true, fated pale love for one another. Unfortunately they're both shy weirdos off the job, so it's up to their mutual meddlefriend Karkat —an in-house scriptwriter and self-proclaimed romance EXPERT— to get these two idiots together.

    Even more unfortunately, Karkat's orchestrated meet-cutes are incredibly dumb situations that only actually work in bad pornos and keep making everything worse.

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    (Until, finally, something works. Karkat assumes all the credit of course.)

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    25 Dec 2015

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