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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Jace works as a cashier at a supermarket and becomes rather fond of this one customer who keeps buying weird things.

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    23 Mar 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    The cutting boards are at it again. Or, well, they are fine for most of the morning, until Jace comes in and they start circling around his middle like they’re trying to sacrifice him to the food gods. Or something. At least they aren’t chanting anything.

    “Just one normal day,” Jace says, “Just one day I want to come in here and be like ‘Hi Simon, here’s your delivery!’ and that’s it. Just once.”

    “You and me both,” Maia says, eyeing one of the cutting boards currently circling Jace. It’s holding a half chopped tomato she had been working on.

    “It’s charming,” Simon says, with the voice of someone who has had to repeat that exact phrase way too many times. “It adds character.”

    Or, Simon owns a sandwich shop with a haunted kitchen. Jace delivers his bread.

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    22 Mar 2017

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    Tony wakes up in a literal pool of bad decisions and past mistakes.

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    21 Mar 2017

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    Max was just trying to get to the Institute faster. The last time he was late to training, his papa, Alec, had given him a long speech on responsibility and he wasn't in the mood for another one. Unfortunately, he hadn't expected sending himself back in time before his parents had even gotten together and at the brink of the Mortal War breaking out.

    Will his decisions change his future? Can he make things better, save some people? Or will he destroy his chances of ever being born...

    (All the time travel AUs I've seen around are set back with Will Herondale and everybody so I thought, what if our current peeps saw the possibilities of their futures through Max?)

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    19 Mar 2017

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    “My name is Deputy Hale. What’s the problem, sir?”

    God. Damn. Of course, Stiles would call his dad about fucking diaper rash and end up talking to the hottest deputy on the force.

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    15 Mar 2017