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  1. Public Bookmark 51

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    Back in Montreal, not long before the draft, Jack had died. But only for a bit.

    The witch he'd met there had very kindly saved his life, so he was inclined to forgive him any small oversight. For instance, the lack of instruction manual or, perhaps, the fact that he'd neglected to mention Jack's new psychic powers.

    So he kept his head down. Played hockey. Tried to navigate old friends and new teammates. And, occasionally, he'd have to go and stop a death he'd seen coming like he was some sort of conscientious banshee. What he absolutely didn't want to do was to solve any mysteries or delve any deeper into the whole magic... thing.

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    17 Dec 2017

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    Eric Bittle's To-Do List:

    1.) Frame Masters in Library and Information Science diploma and send to Mama, because she never understood the lack of sleep and abuse of caffeine, but she sent cookbooks and money for good chocolate, bless her.
    2.) Throw away every last highlighted article, graded paper, and syllabus, because they are no longer needed, thank the sweet Lord.
    3.) Promote the library's new periodic reading series, because it wasn't the capstone project for nothing.
    4.) Harass Boston Bruins star Jack Zimmermann into taking a picture for @BPLWestEnd to promote the reading of his new children's book, Jacky's Bad Days.
    5.) Do not ogle Boston Bruins star Jack Zimmermann's ass.
    6.) Fail step five. Repeatedly.

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    12 Dec 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 91

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    Google searches conducted during Bitty’s first night as Kent Parson's cat sitter:

    Cat meowing a lot good or bad
    Cat stopped meowing good or bad
    Cats on balcony safe
    How to get cat off balcony
    Cat bites dangerous
    Where the heck do pro athletes hide the neosporin???????????
    Moving cat off lap without getting scratched
    Cute cat videos
    How to win at cat videos

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    09 Nov 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 57

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    Holster's always said 'fuck the lax bros,' but when he meets Ransom, a new transfer student on the lacrosse team, Holster realizes he wants to be a gentleman and date a lax bro first. (Ransom doesn't think Holster's too bad, either.) As Ransom and Holster navigate their own secret relationship, their teams band together to get Nursey and Dex to stop fighting by any means necessary - even if that means setting them up on a date.

    (Romeo and Juliet AU + Much Ado about Nothing AU. Dramatic misunderstandings can only be solved with One Direction, secret make-out sessions, snickerdoodles, Jerry's dates, and - finally - some communication.)

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    23 Oct 2017

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    Jack Zimmermann was drafted first by the Providence Falconers when he was eighteen years old. He is good at hockey. Very good. His team won the Cup his second year and now, in his third year, they are looking good. Jack should be on top of the world. And some days, he manages to convince himself he is.

    He’s not, of course.

    Enter the Ice Crew.

    AKA: The Ice Crew AU

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    16 Oct 2017