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    A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr. So far includes:

    boy with a scar:
    What if Neville was the Chosen One, and James and Lily survived?
    &
    What if Neville was the Chosen One, and James and Lily were tortured by the Lestranges?

    the kids who chose themselves:
    What if Neville and Harry were both killed as infants, and there was no Chosen One?

    no place like home:
    What if Petunia refused to take him in, and so Harry was raised in Hogwarts?

    the family evans:
    What if Petunia had raised Harry like a son?

    the heir of something or other:
    What if Harry was Sorted Slytherin?

    he will have power the dark lord knows not:
    What if Harry was a squib?

    the girl who lived
    What if Harry was a girl? (cis)

    the girl who lived (again)
    What if Harry was a girl? (trans)

    the last son
    What if Ron was the Chosen One?

    the brightest witch of her age
    What if Hermione was the Chosen One?

    baby birds and other adventures
    What if Harry and Hermione met before Hogwarts?

    the family potter
    What if the Dursleys died, and Dudley was left on Lily and James's doorstep?

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    29 Apr 2017

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    Magnus Bane, the guy Alec's had an embarrassing crush on for about six years, is swearing at a book that sits just out of reach.

    Magnus Bane, the guy who doesn't know that Alec exists.

    Until now, apparently.

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    26 Apr 2017

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    The year is 1942, and Europe is at war. Captain Victor Nikiforov, an intelligence operative for the NKVD, has been trapped in Berlin by the German invasion of the USSR. Posing as a Nazi industrialist, his days are spent charming information out of Axis diplomats to try and keep the Red Army fighting another day.

    Yuuri Katsuki, a foreign-educated bureaucrat in the Japanese Embassy, has secrets of his own concealed beneath his unremarkable demeanour. When he uncovers Victor’s real identity, it will alter the course of both of their lives forever.

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    26 Apr 2017

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    “Hey Hermes!” The ambient suspicion level in the Rec ratcheted up significantly. Kapoor was disturbingly cheerful. “We’ve sent you some mission updates in the data dump, but Mitch and I wanted to personally let you know—” Mitch visibly rolled his eyes in the background. “—That thanks to some…strong suggestions from the White House, and on Annie and Director Sanders’ recommendation, we’ve started releasing Watney’s Mars logs to the public.”

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    25 Apr 2017

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    Clary Fray, Simon Lewis’ best friend and partner-in-crime, disappears from his life two months after he turns 14 and is never heard from again. Simon - deals with it. He grows up. He moves on.

    He ends up a vampire anyway.

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    23 Apr 2017