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    On his way north to Alaska, Jesse Pinkman stopped in Colorado, where he decided to try for a fresh start as a student at Greendale Community College. When he signed up for Criminology 101, he had no idea he'd find a familiar face as the professor, nor that he'd end up as a member of the Save Greendale Committee. College life turns out to be a lot weirder than he'd thought it would be, but he can't complain.

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    Albuquerque beat cop Mike Ehrmantraut can't quite bring himself to arrest Jesse Pinkman for a failed attempt at solicitation. Instead, he takes him to Waffle House, lets him sleep on his couch, and helps him look for legitimate employment. Little does he know that the kid could turn out to be the key in the Heisenberg case, provided they can come to trust one another.

    (A parallel universe exploring how some of the events of season 2 might have played out if a law-abiding adult had taken interest in Jesse's well-being.)

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    Post-Felina, Jesse gets picked up by a mysterious stranger who looks just like Mr. White, but who cannot possibly be him. The stranger begins to undo the damage Jesse has suffered.

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    Jesse spends 45 days coming to terms with who he is and what he's done.

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    Jesse's got a lot on his mind: he's still got another semester of high school bullshit to get through, he can't get all his friends to agree that "TwaüghtHammër" is obviously the most awesome band name ever, and then there's his Aunt Ginny's cancer diagnosis. Luckily, he has the power of rock to help him cope.

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    Saul prides himself on doing what it takes to keep his clients happy. He doesn't really understand why Jesse's so insistent on paying child support for a kid who apparently isn't even his, but hey, he's not paid to ask questions like that.

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    The story of how Mike Ehrmantraut went from being an honest Philly cop & father of a Batman-loving son to being an honest hit man, devoted grandfather, & reluctant mentor to Jesse Pinkman.

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    (Up all night to get Heisenberg.)

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    When Professor Lehnsherr reveals his distaste for The Muppet Christmas Carol, the students protest his lack of Christmas spirit. As if that weren't enough, later that night he finds himself visited by three spirits with an important message for him.

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    It's been over forty years since the last time Moira MacTaggart saw Raven Darkholme. Now CIA Assistant Director MacTaggart is visiting the mutant terrorist Mystique in her holding cell, hoping to get some information from her about the Brotherhood of Mutants and the so-called "mutant cure." She may get more than she bargained for.

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    Wealthy geneticist Sebastian Shaw can't wait to unveil his new project, Jurassic Park, to the world. But first, his lawyer Emma Frost insists that the park be approved by a team of experts: paleontologist Raven Darkholme, paleobotanist Charles Xavier, and chaotician Erik Lehnsherr.

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    (Yes, we do have that in purple!)

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    (A gold star for you, Skyler.)

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    When Bruce Banner saw the headlines that Tony Stark was dead, he got on the first plane back to LA. Luckily, by the time he landed, Tony was no longer dead, but he did need help making good on his promise to fix Pepper and he figured Bruce would be perfect for the job. What nobody counted on was some of Bruce’s blood accidentally combining with the Extremis in Pepper's system to create something new.

    Or, the story of how Bruce Banner learned to stop worrying, Pepper Potts learned to love being an Avenger, and Tony Stark ended up living with two Hulks.

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    "You made a Hulk dildo?"
    "It's good, right?"
    "It's, uh… it's something," Bruce said. 

    All Tony wanted for his birthday was a threesome. With the Hulk. He was pretty sure Bruce would veto that, though, so he put together some toys to use for the next best thing.

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    (Because Mr. White's not the only teacher out there, even if Mike never got a paycheck from J. P. Wynne.)

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    (Sadly, none of the 5 times are a surprise birthday party for Mike.)

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    Jesse Pinkman and his former home-ec teacher Walter White are co-owners of Heisenbrew's Uncertainty, an up-and-coming food truck. The business is going great, but local chain Hermanos Cafecitos wants to buy them out, Jesse's girlfriend got into art school in New Zealand, and Mr. White won't let Jesse buy organic ingredients for his muffins. On these and other pressing concerns, Jesse seeks advice from his NA sponsor Mike.

    Or: the ABQ by way of Portlandia.

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    A MCU/Now You See Me crossover.

    In which Bruce and Tony become obsessed with the story of the Four Horsemen's heists--Tony wants to know how, Bruce wants to know why, and everybody wants to be the smartest guy in the room.

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    Howlett and Hercules celebrate the legal adoption of their daughter Jubilee, eat a lot of steak, and fret about daycare. Jubilee frets about chicken fingers and Angry Birds, mostly.

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