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    "You want to be a father figure to a fifteen-year-old boy who dresses like a spider?"

    "He doesn't dress like a spider, Bruce, that would be creepy."

    "Oh, sorry, I'm being creepy."

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    Bruce Banner went back to India in hopes of keeping his head down and staying out of trouble, but Tony Stark sought him out for some unqualified advice.

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    Five times Erik Lehnsherr wished he could read minds, and one time he was glad he couldn't.

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    As a CIA agent, Moira's been trained in how to interpret information. After getting her memories back in Egypt, she has a lot of new information to process and not a lot of time to decide how to proceed.

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    Jean's understanding of Magneto evolves with time, even if it doesn't always line up with what the rest of the world thinks of him.

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    Years after leaving Albuquerque for good, Jesse Pinkman was doing woodworking in Rindge, New Hampshire, when the tornado hit. Mistaken for Eddie Lane, Jesse was picked up by the Meyerists and taken back to their New York compound, where Sarah Lane has questions for him and Eddie Lane might have answers.

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    Shortly after Logan's return to the new timeline, Kitty's attempt to clean her room with the KonMari method raises a lot of questions for him. While they sort through years' worth of old T-shirts, she's happy to answer his questions, as well as to ask a few of her own.

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    When life at the mansion gets too stressful, Remy knows the perfect way to blow off a little steam: an impromptu trip to New Orleans.

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    "We're not just going to shoot this up our arms, Jesse, we're not! We're better than that!" Jane says, and she means it. She marches to the bathroom and flushes all the heroin down the toilet, all of it.

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    This is a catchall collection of Marvel ficlets (mostly X-Men movieverse and MCU, but also some other guest appearances) I've written for various Tumblr & Livejournal memes and prompts.

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    Liho needs a daily dose of medicine. Natasha needs a catsitter. Remy LeBeau needs something to do. They'll all have a merry Christmas, eventually.

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    This is a catchall collection of Breaking Bad ficlets I've written for various Tumblr & Livejournal memes and prompts. Vampire AUs, crossovers, and more!

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    Last week, Logan had told him that in the future, the two of them were friends, but it was hard for Hank to see how they'd get to that point if Logan never talked. Of course, Logan had punched him in the face immediately after that, so perhaps Logan had a different definition of "friend" than Hank did.

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    What it says on the tin, basically.

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    CIA Agent Moira MacTaggert and SHIELD Director Peggy Carter both have some questions about Charles Xavier. Perhaps the two women can help each other get answers.

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    When Logan wakes up on an Army base with no memories of the last five days, he has little choice but to trust the shape-shifting officer who helps him escape. For her part, Raven could use some company while she investigates a mysterious message she's received.

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    As a mutant affairs reporter, Erik was just supposed to write a puff piece about Charles Xavier's all-mutant dance troupe. He wasn't supposed to get involved with helping Charles fight off the predatory reality television producer Nathaniel Essex. He definitely wasn't supposed to develop a crush on Charles.

    Whoops.

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    Bruce Banner is a generally mild-mannered reference librarian at Malibu Public Library, but he loses his cool when local billionaire philanthropist Tony Stark proposes revitalizing the library's technology, at the cost of its collection of print books. Bruce tries his best to persuade Tony to preserve the library, but accidentally ends up dating him. Despite moral support from his friends and coworkers Darcy, Jane, and Natasha, Bruce isn't quite sure if he's cut out to share his life with Tony Stark on either a personal or professional level.

    Will children's librarian Thor's malevolent brother Loki ruin the summer reading club? Will the paparazzi ever leave Bruce and Tony alone--and more importantly, will Bruce and Tony ever see eye to eye on the subject of e-readers? And when is everyone going to stop asking Bruce for Fifty Shades of Grey?

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    Logan knew he came to New Orleans looking for something, but he wasn't sure what until he almost tripped over the kid on a street corner. He took Remy back to his motel room and hoped that they could help each other out.

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    Captain Moira MacTaggert has seen a lot of strange things during her career with the Coast Guard, so she's not entirely ready to discredit the reports of "psychic sharktopuses" as pranks. Still, she's surprised by what she finds down at the bottom of the ocean.

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    Some days Mystique finds it hard to explain why she chose to leave her brother and join Magneto, but she does enjoy the presence of other female mutants. Especially when a frivolous shopping trip in Paris makes Angel and Emma thaw out a little bit.

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