Ms. Heretic is 28 years old and until recently was hiding out very, very far away from home because her political opponents kept sending those damn ninjas. She went to live in ninja-land, which confused the hell out of them, and has recently returned to an undisclosed location somewhere in the UK.
In terms of my reading preferences, I like well-plotted fics, I love fics that break my heart, with a soft spot for fics that mend it afterward, though crushing it into oblivion is also a something I enjoy. Mashochism perhaps? Also, I am one of those British people HP writers dread: I will spot every Americanism that slips past your Britpick, and it will upset me. I'm just anal-retentive like that.