Gifts for hellolamppost17
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Marie of Roumania by Normative Jean (normativejean), normativejean for hellolamppost17
The Nanny
20 Dec 2010
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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania.--"Comment" by Dorothy Parker
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Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and conference calls? Here is your solution. Corporate Bingo! How to play: Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or conference call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, Bingo, you win! For our Veridian Dynamics players, here is a specially created chart that will take you through the wonder that is presentations, office reorgs and the triple booked meeting time.
Or the love song of Corporate Buzzwords.
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Let's Do the Timewrap Again! (We Make That, Too) by wickedtrue for hellolamppost17
Better Off Ted
21 Dec 2011
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"Here at Veridian Dynamics, we have declared war...on the passage of time."
"You know those tachyon particles we made after that last Star Trek marathon?" Phil asked.
"Who could I forget? I relived my youthful jealousy of Wil Wheaton and his fine sweaters and undeveloped relationship with a young Ashley Judd." Lem was getting sidetracked.
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"I love you, little Rose. Now, would you like me to tell you the story about the mighty razor-backed fawn that single-handedly saved all the other fawns from the evil hunters with her mighty machine gun tank?"
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I Know That You Want to Get Your Thing Off by lulabo for hellolamppost17
Pitch Perfect (2012)
20 Dec 2012
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It starts with a text. And a pretty fantastic pair of ta tas.
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What happens when you put two doctorates, matching superiority complexes, and a mild drinking problem in a jar and shake it.
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One Hand On the Trigger of a Telephone by weasleytook for hellolamppost17
Pitch Perfect (2012)
23 Dec 2012
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He's rude, insulting and beyond gross, but there's got to be a reason why she has his number.