hell_swan

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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    weiss kisses ruby in their haven apartment kitchen & ruby forgets to kiss her back

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    ruby and weiss reconnect in mistral post 5.08

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    20 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Gay and full of fulfilled longing.

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    When Michael goes rogue, Tahani and the others end up in the real Good Place. There's an adjustment period.

    Tahani reaches out and takes Eleanor’s hand before she can tell herself not to. That the two of them — they’re not like that here. Eleanor’s worked hard, made herself into a good person, and Tahani’s still the hot fraud Eleanor thought she was the first time through.

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    04 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm Gay

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    The further (and final) adventures of Max Caulfield and Chloe Price.

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    22 Jul 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    It's like Raymond Chandler's lesbian sister wrote a book series. Aching and good.

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    Albus Dumbledore rose to his feet, smiling at them in that way of his, like he knew something you didn't and he was proud of you for it. "Friends," he began.

    The door thudded open and the Marauders burst in, late and pink-cheeked with cold. The headmaster smiled at them, too, and Sirius gave a cheery little salute back.

    Severus sunk lower in his chair, staring witheringly over his butterbeer. "You told Potter about it, too?"

    "He might as well put all that energy to good use," said Lily. "And, to be accurate, I told Remus."

    "But Potter, really?" said Severus.

    "He and Black cooked up a jinx that gives you a boil every time you say a slur to a Muggleborn," said Lily. "It was either invite them to Alice's war club or bake them cookies, and I know where my skills lie."

    Severus sniffed. "Don't come crying to me if he tugs your pigtails."

    "Come crying to me if he pulls yours, and I'll deck him," said Lily.

    (Slight AU in which Severus apologizes, tries harder, and stays friends with Lily)

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    13 Jul 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ow.

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    After Junior Prom, Quinn gets an unexpected life coach. For Taylor.

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    10 Jul 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This literally turned me into a lesbian when I first read it.