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    She'd woken up in an unrecognizable galaxy, jammed together from spare parts, a Cerberus logo stamped on her ass. She'd been handed a beautiful, expensive, top-of-the-line mockery of her old ship, crewed by beautiful, expensive, top-of-the-line terrorists.

    The Alliance wanted her to shut up and go back to being conveniently dead. Kaidan, it seemed, felt the same way. Anderson was the only family she'd ever had, and he wouldn't even answer her emails.

    And either Shepard's sanity had splintered under the stress, or she was now some kind of unkillable demigod. Or both.

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    In which Shepard was the greatest mom, because she gave Grunt a pony.

    Only for “pony,” read “kakliosaur.” For “mom,” read “battlemaster.” And for “greatest,” read “Oh my god, who thought that was a good idea?”

    But things worked out—as they do, as they will—in the end.

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    22 Sep 2017

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    I began by headcanoning what poetry might look like in the various Mass Effect species on a quiet day at work. Then I started writing it down, which turned into an essay written by a human in the Mass Effect universe, exploring other cultures' poetry for a human audience. With examples. Things got out of hand.

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    22 Sep 2017

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    Victor posts a photo of Yuuri on instagram without realizing that it’s somewhat suggestive.

    A thirsty skating fandom collectively loses their shit.

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    He was determining his own protocols. It was an ongoing process, and kind of a mess.

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