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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Hux is doing donation calls for his university when Kylo Ren picks up the phone...in the middle of having sex. While normally Hux would find this abhorrent, the man promises a donation of ten thousand dollars to the school - but Hux has to meet with him in person to receive the check. After finding out who Kylo is, Hux guiltily realizes he's not all too bothered by this predicament.

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    20 Aug 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Eggsy and Harry reunite and try to deal with emotions like adults.

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    20 Aug 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    Harry had always just been there, a steady presence in Eggsy's life. Not a father figure per se, but a reliable friend that Eggsy could lean on for support.

    But after last night, something changed. What he'd seen could never be unseen. He wasn’t in love because they were just friends, but there was something about Harry that seemed to draw Eggsy’s attention. Curiosity maybe.

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    20 Aug 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 74

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    Eggsy’s had sex before. Not loads, of course, but he has had sex. With different people; different genders, different nationalities, even different royal statuses. All that being said...he’s never actually had a cock up his ass before.

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    16 Aug 2017

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    Harry's smirk eases into a smile. He puts down a hand to help Eggsy up – a hand he certainly doesn't need, thanks, but it's the kind of thing that Harry keeps doing, like it makes him feel he's being gentlemanly or something. Eggsy takes it, setting his palm against Harry's warm, slightly dusty one, and—

    Oh, fuck me, Eggsy thinks. I am attracted to Harry Hart.

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    15 Aug 2017

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    Harry stated the obvious, something he should have seen that morning but hadn’t: “You shopped.”

    “I been here quite a bit,” Eggsy explained, shrugging one shoulder. “And anyway it seemed… better. Food in the fridge, nothing gathering dust. Made it more like you’d be back any day now.” Eggsy swiped his knife over the bread with a little more aggression than was strictly necessary, but his voice was very even. “You said you’d come back and sort things. But you didn’t.”

    Harry comes back a week after V-Day. He isn't strictly alive, but that means less than he would have expected it to.

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    15 Aug 2017

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    When Eggsy's father dies on the job, Kingsman--the robotics company he worked for--gives his son the latest in artificial intelligence when he turns 25. The android is sleek and pristine in a suit, and according to the box, is an H.R.Y model.

    Looks more like a posh wanker to Eggsy, though.

     
    The android snaps to life and opens brown eyes with LED-rimmed irises that seem to get smaller as they zoom in on the young man in front of him.

     

    Hello. My name is Harry Hart.", it starts pleasantly, "I am a 5th generation H.R.Y model, number 0078. I am fluent in 300 languages, can mind the house and do any and all tasks that are required and asked of me. I can be used as a security detail, and am able to lift a maximum of 1,000 kilograms. A plethora of knowledge is at my disposal, and I am able to provide educational services if needed. I am completely at your disposal as a sexual partner, and am also able to provide medical assistance in the case of an emergency, or whenever required. I am equipped with a quantic battery that makes me autonomous for 129 years. No need to feed me or recharge me. And who might you be?"
    [[COMPLETE]]

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    14 Aug 2017

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    Harry's suffering from some minor memory troubles; his complete absence of memory of his boyfriend Eggsy. It's all a bit awkward. He's already planning to get something extravagant for their anniversary to make up for it--when he remembers when it is, of course.

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    14 Aug 2017

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    “Oh, my God,” Roxy mutters, giving up her usual decorum in favour of slumping her head into her hands. “We’re going to be married, you idiot.”

    Oh. Oh.

    “Not if that’s how you’re gonna ask me,” Eggsy tells her indignantly. “Honestly, Rox, is the romance gone already?”

    (Or: Roxy and Eggsy have to play at being married for a mission. Meanwhile, Eggsy struggles to understand just why, exactly, Harry has been acting so rotten lately.)

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    14 Aug 2017

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    Eggsy goes data-mining.

    Warning: reading this story may well affect your HbA1c.

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    14 Aug 2017

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    “I would offer to you my son, and only omega child, Prince Gary's hand in marriage.”

    Gary won't even look at him. The young man’s jaw is set in a hard line, his posture straight and head held high, but it looks more like false bravado of a man facing the hangman’s noose.

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    13 Aug 2017

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    “I am entirely capable,” Harry proclaims cuttingly to Merlin, puffed up like a prissy cat. And Merlin throws his arms skyward like he’s just begging for lightning to strike ‘im where he stands and asks, with scathing exasperation, "Of what, waddling up to someone and ruthlessly bumping into them?”

    And Eggsy one hundred percent doesn’t snicker, and he’s got the bloody inner cheek to prove it, ‘cause Eggsy’s a fuckin’ gentleman.

    Instead Eggsy takes in the sight of ‘is pregnant mate, huge as a fuckin’ planet and still the most bloody gorgeous man he’s ever seen. And then takes in ‘is face, and he wonders how much ice cream he’s gonna need to buy to get them all through the four weeks of bed rest Merlin just ordered.

    And then Harry’s upper lip looks like it might fuckin’ quiver, and Eggsy contemplates just buyin’ stock in Ben and Jerry’s.

    Or, the pregnant omega!Harry A/B/O that tumblr wanted, because they are enablers. Eggsy/Harry, A/B/O AU, Fix-It.

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    13 Aug 2017

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    “My name’s Eggsy—I mean, Guinevere Unwin,” she says. “I’m—I’m in Holborn Police Station and—my mum said to call—“

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    13 Aug 2017

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    12 Aug 2017

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    Henry DeVere is everything Eggsy wants: a generous and sophisticated gentleman who actually seems to like Eggsy for himself.

    But Eggsy isn't stupid. Men like Henry don’t look for anything more from people like him.

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    12 Aug 2017

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    Harry Hart has terrible taste in men.

    So it comes as a bit of a surprise when Eggsy smiles at him and the predator inside Harry cocks its head in consideration.

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    12 Aug 2017

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    As far as the rest of the world is concerned, Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin is a registered Dominant. It's on his driver's licence. It's on his National Insurance card. Hell, it's even on his bloomin' GCSE certificates. And the fact that it's all a load of bollocks is a secret Eggsy had intended to take to his grave.

    Course, he hadn't been expectin' a bloody sub-drop to sweep in and knock him on his arse in the wake of the Valentine Massacre. Turns out grief and adrenaline ain't a good combination.

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    12 Aug 2017

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    Harry was not the type to resort to pet names and diminutives, at least, not as a habit. But there was something in Eggsy that made Harry feel soft and fond and, well, indulgent. And Eggsy had not been indulged overmuch in his short life, which made Harry even more inclined to spoil him.

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    12 Aug 2017

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    Never walk away angry, Harry knows.

    He doesn't think to tell Eggsy.

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    11 Aug 2017

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    For I can't help falling in love with you.

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    11 Aug 2017

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