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    When Eggsy's best friend, Roxy, goes away for a business trip and asks him to walk her dog every day, she mentioned that her uncle was house sitting for her. Eggsy never expected his best mate's uncle to change his life so quickly.

    (Inspired by the 2007 film Shelter)

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    23 Oct 2017

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    Roxy’s matchmaking attempts were silly and possibly hazardous to Eggsy’s health, but he didn’t think he would be anywhere near as against the idea if he wasn’t already- how had he put it to Amelia?- head over heels for one Harry Hart, who came through the shop almost every day and seemed to survive solely on coffee, whatever pastry was the special that day, and the tears of people who would never look as good in a suit as he did- i.e. everybody else in the world.

    Eggsy works in a coffee shop, Harry is his favorite customer, Roxy matchmakes (with mixed success), and one lie makes everything far too complicated.

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    22 Oct 2017

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    Don't go into the woods alone, everyone tells him.

    Eggsy doesn't see why not.

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    21 Oct 2017

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    'Dear Galahad, it's me again. Bit of a change from my usual but I met a bloke recently. By that I mean I tried not to make a fool of myself staring at his perfect face while trying to take his order.'
    Where Harry runs an advice column on being a gentleman and Eggsy writes in often.

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    21 Oct 2017

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    Eggsy Unwin rarely blushes. So when Harry catches him reading online and his cheeks rosy and pink, he's got to know why. What he learns is that there are some rabbit holes you wish you'd gone down sooner.

    From the prompt: Eggsy gets caught reading erotica and tries to convince Harry it's educational.

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    21 Oct 2017

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    Eggsy can't recall a time when he couldn't see the world in all it's rich and beautiful colors, which would be great if only he could remember who it was that first opened him up to it. (A Kingsmen Soulmates AU)

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    21 Oct 2017

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    "I'm Harry Hart," Harry Hart says. He's old, smart. He looks nice and he stands behind his counter like he's still at parade rest.

    "You knew my dad," Eggsy says. "He was in your unit. My unit."

    Deep breath, steady hands, steady hands -

    "I need a job."

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    21 Oct 2017

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    Harry leans in, puts his warm hands on Eggsy’s hips again to steady himself. It feels only natural to loop his arms around Harry’s neck, to follow his lead and tilt his head to the side when Harry’s mouth inches towards his ear.

    “Our suite has been bugged,” Harry says softly, only just audible over the rush of water.

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    20 Oct 2017

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    20 Oct 2017

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    There are arguments against fraternization between supervisors and subordinates for a reason. Harry knows this. Eggsy wants him to forget.

    This is probably the worst situation he could be in, to be honest. Because Eggsy’s big blue eyes (Christ, so beautifully cerulean, like the sea on a summer’s day and Harry wants to drown in them) are starting to be Harry’s biggest weakness, and all he has to do is turn them on and ask Harry for just about anything. Please, Harry, lunch on Sunday? was the first, and now here they are, two months in, and Harry’s starting to wonder if he should, or even could, reestablish some boundaries.

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    19 Oct 2017

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    AU. Harry is a celebrated food critic. Eggsy is a Youtube-famous food blogger. They meet at the grand opening of Mediterranean restaurant Mallorca when they’re forced to share a table. It’s a meal, and a night, neither will soon forget.

    For the 2015 Kingsman Bang. (Revised 11.21.15)

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    19 Oct 2017

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    ‘Bartender’s motto,’ said Eggsy cheerfully. ‘Quickest way to a man’s heart is through his liver.'
    In Harry’s line of work the quickest way to a man’s heart was usually between the ribs just left of his sternum, but he felt it would be impolitic to mention this just now.

    Four drinks that Eggsy made for Harry and one Harry made for Eggsy.

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    19 Oct 2017

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    19 Oct 2017

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    Having turned in his resignation, Eggsy is browbeaten into taking one last mission...and of course he ends up with life threatening injuries, and all his plans to hide his real reason for leaving from Harry fall through in the process. His ex lover knows he's pregnant now, and that means everything is going to change. Again.

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    19 Oct 2017

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    Prompt fill for Shy!Harry. There's everything from missions to dating in this, and this fic pretty much just got away from me.

    He didn't know what to do with that. He didn't blush. He wasn't some teenager to be so affected by anything Eggsy did. Though really, he couldn't remember the last time he'd looked at someone and not pictured them in his bed but rather his dining room, chowing down on too sugary cereal while loudly revealing his plans for the day.

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    18 Oct 2017

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    ‘Christ, it’s good to see you,’ Harry says, bringing a hand up to Eggsy’s face, thumb on his jawline, fingers brushing along his pulse point, and Eggsy is shocked into letting him have it for a moment, pinned under Harry’s touch.

    Then he wrenches himself away and runs a hand over his face, not surprised to feel it come away wet. He stares at the ground for a moment.

    ‘Eggsy –’

    ‘Oh no,’ he says, looking up, and his voice is hoarse but he doesn’t give a single shit. ‘No you fucking don’t, Harry. You’re not getting away with it that fucking easy, you got some explaining to do.’ He swallows hard. ‘Why the fuck didn’t you tell anyone you were still alive?’

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    In which it takes more than just an apology to rebuild trust after Harry comes back from the dead.

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    18 Oct 2017

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    Where rumours of Harry's death have been greatly exaggerated, Merlin doesn't know if he's Arthur or Martha (and prefers to be neither), and every agent has his own justification for the dog test. Also, Harry is not dithering over his attraction to Eggsy (no matter what Merlin claims).

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    18 Oct 2017

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    Or, Five Things A Gentleman Should Never Do Without

    “In my defence,” Eggsy says, “It could have happened to anyone.”

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    18 Oct 2017

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    An act of heroism sees an unusual offer made to one Eggsy Unwin; if he can get accepted he can go to Oxford, all expenses paid. All he has to do in return is pass his classes, and keep his mysterious benefactor informed as to his educational progress via the old-fashioned medium of the handwritten letter.

    An AU loosely based on Daddy Long-Legs.

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    17 Oct 2017

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    In the last twenty four hours Eggsy nearly came to blows with Dean and the bastard's men, nixed both the keys and the car of Dean's top moron, and then went joyriding in said car before crashing it. Then he got arrested, told that he's going to go away from eighteen months, and had to use his dad's medal because what else could he do?

    Following that he was freed by some posh bloke who takes him back to the Black Prince, beats the shit out of Dean's men, threatens to tranq him, and then gets up to leave him despite the fact that Eggsy's never wanted a man more.

    One motel room later, plus a series of death threats from Dean and a near escape, and Eggsy's got a job offer to become part of Kingsman...a werewolf pack that isn't known for liking mutts like him in their ranks.

    What's going to happen in the next twenty-four hours...Eggsy' s got no bloody clue.

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    17 Oct 2017

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