AU where harry sings in a little pub and louis works there.harry has been crushing on him for a while now and he’s on this little stage and trying to ‘connect with the crowd’ and his brain to mouth filter fails completely as he sees louis picking up some empty glasses and bottle from a table in the back and so harry shouts ‘hey you’re very small’ and everyone laughs and someone elbows Louis to get his attention so sass on. louis is kinda outraged cause what the fuck? did he really mean him? from then on louis makes harry’s life a little hell when he plays in the pub doesn’t provide him with the things he needs etc. so harry desperately tries everything to make it up to louis and proper woos him (of course that was sort of louis’ plan) (he’d been crushing on harry forever and had finally found a way to get his full attention)
hey you’re small’ ‘at least i’m big where it counts’ ‘your heart?’ ‘no you idiot my cock is huge’ ‘i’d very much like to assess that myself’ ( anchoredlou )
au where louis and harry dated when they were 16 and 18 but louis moved away for uni and they never reconnected and suddenly he starts hearing songs that are about his love life on the radio but whenever he googles all that comes up is Mick Greenberg with no pictures whatsoever just a one paragraph wiki page about how he’s a london-based songwriter and louis freaks out bc this is his love life on the radio and he feels weird and hates it and goes to a pub to get drunk and mick is playing an open mic but it’s not mick it’s harry and he just goes by a new name know for whatever reason and louis is so mad and so in love and so confused
this prompt was posted on tumblr buy footieau but written by me
this is also super short. so yeah..