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    Derek stares at his neighbor as he peeks in through his balcony door, shouting things like 'give 'em a kick', 'no, no use your sword', and 'watch out, there's one behind you.' Derek curses as he feels his pants dampen and realizes that he's emptied his watering can into one pot and it's overflowed. Great.

    "Oh, hey," his neighbor says, pulling his face away from the glass to wave at Derek.

    Derek doesn't wave back. "What are you doing?"

    "What?" Derek points to the foil hat he's wearing. "Oh, there's an alien invasion in my apartment, and this is the only way they can't take my brain," the man says, grinning.

    Derek blinks and finds that he's nodding. It's completely absurd, but Derek doesn't comment. Instead, he slips back into his apartment and locks the balcony door.

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    “I could totally stop talking to him,” Stiles interjects, feeling a sudden overwhelming urge to defend himself and brush the whole thing off as nothing. “I could. Easily. That’s the beauty of talking to someone online; you can just, like, talk to them for however long you want and then disappear for however long you want without any real impact on your daily life. It’s not like I’m going to run into him at the grocery store. I could stop at any moment.”

    “But you don’t,” Lydia points out.

    “No, he doesn't,” Scott replies, forcing Stiles to scowl at him. “He just got a new one this morning and he hasn’t stopped talking about it.”

    Or, the one where Stiles has been talking to some guy that he doesn't know online, but that's the least of his worries when a new pack moves into Beacon Hills, and Stiles suspects the alpha of bringing a coven of witches with him.

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  3. Public Bookmark 83

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    “So, who was better, sweetheart?”

    She honestly doesn’t know how to respond to that. Her brain is mush. “Can I call it a tie?”

    Peter tuts. “Afraid not. We need an answer.”

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    or: Peter and Chris have a dick-measuring contest.

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  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    Stiles never shuts up.

    It’s a talent of his, Peter’s noticed. The talking. Stiles has been at it without interruption for the past five minutes, rambling on about the dangers of undercooked chicken and how it’s all fine and well for Scott or Isaac to eat it, but he doesn’t want to die of food poisoning or salmonella or e. coli, thank you very much.

    “You’re complaining to the wrong audience,” Peter says.

    Stiles stops, and looks at Peter like he forgot he was there. “Uh, hello? Did you forget you’re a werewolf too?”

    “Yes, Stiles, I forgot something I’ve known my whole life. I meant that you should take your complaints to the restaurant, not to me.”

    “Can’t a guy vent around here anymore?”

    “There are better things you could be doing with your mouth,” Peter murmurs, flipping the page of his book.

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    In which Peter teaches Stiles how to give head, and then some.

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    Being a college student is hard, especially when you have a more obscure major (if only because the price of your textbooks seem to be geared to how many times you can break down and sob hopelessly while in the campus bookstore).

    So when Stiles is given the chance to make some quick money, well... he'd be an idiot not to take it, right?

    All he has to do is stand there and look pretty and let the photographer do his job.

    ...oh, God. Stiles has made a Horrible Life Decision.

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