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"Say, Professor Hart," Eggsy says before pausing to give Harry a very deliberate, thorough eyefucking while licking his lips suggestively, "would you mind turning 'round and writing your name on the chalkboard?"
Charlie huffs in frustration. "This isn't primary school, Eggy, stop wasting everyone's time."
"I just want to know if it's spelled like -" Eggsy puts his hands together to form a heart shape, places it over his chest and mimics a thumping motion.
"Oh lord," Roxy groans quietly beside him.
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Eggsy goes on a weekend trip out in the countryside, deep in enemy territory.
Harry pauses in the middle of the stable, purses his lips and looks Eggsy up and down. “Perhaps you can ride a small pony-”
“Fuck you, Harry, I’m ridin’ a fucking horse!”
Harry cackles.
They come to a stop in front of a stocky white Percheron. “Eggsy, meet Frisée-”
Eggsy interrupts him. “Harry, honestly, what the fuck? Why can’t you name ‘em somethin’ fierce like ‘Lightning’ or maybe after a superhero - 'Ironman’ would be ace. Instead I’m riding fucking salad greens and you’re riding some purplish root crop! This is a horse stable, mate, not a fucking vegetable garden. Daisy could pick out better names than you lot!”
❄ ❄ ❄This is my entry for the Kingsman Winter Fluff Fest 2015 with the prompts: family, secret, snowball fight.
I apologize in advance for all the corniness...
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who got the keys to my bimmer by hartwinning
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
25 Nov 2015
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"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?"Harry gives him a slightly bewildered look and furrows his brow.
"A porcupine has the pricks on the outside," Eggsy finishes.
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AU: Eggsy is a mechanic working in a garage owned by Dean.
Harry Hart is Galahad, Dean is forever an asshole, and Lee Unwin and his death have no connection to Kingsman. In terms of setting, the Lancelot trials are over (Roxy won the spot) but the Valentine investigation is ongoing.
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"Option one: ask him out."Eggsy shakes his head vehemently, "Impossible."
"Fair enough," Michelle says, "Option two: become his friend."
Eggsy puffs up his cheeks and blows out in a frustrated sigh. "He's the most popular guy in school and he doesn't even know I exist," he says glumly.
"Okay, not the end of the world. Option three: kidnap him and keep him tied up in your room until he agrees to become your boyfriend."
The corners of Eggsy's lips twitch but he deadpans, "It's something I've considered."
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HartWin one-shots based on pairings in Love, Actually.
(Above excerpt from Chapter 2, the Sam/Joanna storyline, a.k.a. the cheerleader!Eggsy AU.)
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Each chapter will be a separate story, with the title of the chapter referencing the original storyline in the movie. Some chapters will be complete AUs, others will take place in Kingsman-verse. Harry will always be older than Eggsy, but the age gap will adjust to fit the story.
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One of the snowboarders looks back at Harry, and although his eyes are hidden behind gigantic mirrored goggles, his body language seems to signal an apology.Harry acknowledges him with a 'go ahead, I don't give a shit' tip of the chin then catches the snowboarder move his head up and down slowly, checking him out in a very blatant, deliberate once-over.
Harry rolls his eyes - they're hidden behind his own ski goggles, after all - but he puffs up his chest and stands a bit straighter nonetheless. It's been a while since someone other than himself was around to appreciate how great his arse looks in ski trousers.
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Hartwin Week Day 7, AU: A day on the slopes!
Ski Bunny!Harry
Snowboarder!Eggsy
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He remembers. Remembers. And remembers.
The morning after that Akira’s first transformation, he starts up from his stark white sheets, heartbeat racing and vision blurry. With sweaty palms, he curls into himself and shakes.
(In which Satan’s original plans derail spectacularly, and Ryo Asuka is a bigger part of the Fallen Angel than first thought.)
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In which Katsuki Yuuri fights a losing battle with chronic anxiety, the quadruple Salchow, and his own judgment four drinks in — but wins the war.
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"I don't want you to get married," Makoto breathes into his mouth, sad and desperate, barely fitting the words in between wet, messy kisses. Haruka just pushes their mouths together harder, pulling the taller boy closer by the shirt.
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"Don't fall in love. Because if you do, your existence will fade from the world. This is a warning for your personal rapture."
Haruka thinks about this for a moment, before shrugging it off altogether. In the face of starless skies and impending doom, the solution, to him, is simple.
"Well...I guess I won't fall in love, then."
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"It's no use, he speaks the language of the ice!" chortles one of the women as she pats a sobbing girl on the back. He'd tried to be smooth and deft in his rejection and had fumbled it with all the impact of bones rattling against the ice in practice. Maybe more. She hit surprisingly hard for how twiggy and delicate she looks.
While experimenting with new moves, he plays out a man touched by innocent affections that he cannot accept, who admires the strength of the one he is turning away. She nails all of her jumps in the next practice, smiles with neither malice nor blushing when he gives her pointers on her form.
Yakov's eyes are dark when he watches it. "You weren't feeling it at all." he murmurs. "That won't fool a crowd."
Victor just nods in response. It's true.
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