"I’m going to miss Lorenzo and his glass eye,” Cora said morosely.
"I will too, sweetie.” Talia smoothed a hand over her hair. “But I’ve already put an ad out in the paper for someone new.”
“The paper?!” Derek looked at his mother as if she had two heads. “You’re just going to hire any old stranger that responds to a newspaper ad. Printed medium advertising is dead. It’s been massacred by the digital information age where every woman, man, and child has access to an internet press. If we needed new staff, we could’ve gotten them through a reputable employment agency that only screens candidates with impressive CVs and a minimum two years’ experience!”
“Oh, Derek, honey,” Talia sighed. “…JAR!”
Or the one where Stiles answers a newspaper ad to be the Hale family's new pool boy and has a hell of a summer.
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03 Aug 2016