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Once a pawn makes it all the way across the board, she becomes a queen. Emma is not a queen. Yet.
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- Part 2 of pastimes
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After he returns from rehab, Jerry and Kelly find a new path.
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Emma is part of a group of hostages taken by clowns after a bank robbery goes sour. When she makes the mistake of drawing their boss's attention, she is understandably afraid for her life— but sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work.
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- Part 1 of pastimes
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In a move of cold-hearted, premeditated persecution, the Weasley brothers kidnap their little sister and take her out for a night of drinking, reminiscing, and interrogation as they try to understand exactly why she seems to have fallen into a relationship with one of the family’s sworn enemies.
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Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
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- Part 1 of Bad Jokes
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When relentless police pursuit necessitates Batman's disappearance, the Joker understands. He gets it. Sometimes, when the heat's on, you just gotta lay low. However, it does leave him with some spare hours to burn, and the Joker doesn't do boredom. Boredom is for smaller, duller minds.
He's found the perfect puzzle to keep him occupied for a while. And if that puzzle doesn't want to play, well-- she's just gonna have to suck it up.
This is the Joker's city, and he always gets his way in time.
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Enjolr-ass by truethingsproved
Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil
17 Jan 2013
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Grantaire practically beams. “See, it’s not that Enjolras can’t get laid. Or even that he doesn’t want to. It’s that he’s so damn busy that he never bothers to, and he desperately needs it.”
After a moment’s consideration and study of the spreadsheet, Cosette reaches into her bag to withdraw her wallet. “It’s fifty each, right?” Grantaire nods, and she pulls two twenties and a ten out before dropping her wallet back in her bag. “Here. I’m in.”
“Alright,” he says, taking the money and sliding it into his pocket. “Who for?”
“Me,” she says, trying not to grin at Marius’ clear horror. “Give me until Tuesday.”
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- Part 1 of Talk revolution to me, baby.
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30 Mar 2013
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"They're sleeping together," Tony decided loudly one morning, as his hangover saw him eaten cereal that Steve passed him in last nights shirt, his boxers and his sunglasses.
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10 Mar 2013
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Seven for a Secret by orphan_account for Untherius
Twisted Princess (Disney Fanart), Sleeping Beauty (1959), Cinderella (1950), Aladdin (1992), Tangled (2010), Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937), Little Mermaid (1989), Beauty and the Beast (1991)
22 Dec 2012
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Seven Happily Ever Afters that weren't. Welcome to the Wonderful World of Disney.
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29 Dec 2012
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If there’s one thing Alice cannot abide, it’s being framed.
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17 Dec 2012
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This is not a love story. [A drabble centered around Sévérine]
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19 Nov 2012