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  1. Summary

    When relentless police pursuit necessitates Batman's disappearance, the Joker understands. He gets it. Sometimes, when the heat's on, you just gotta lay low. However, it does leave him with some spare hours to burn, and the Joker doesn't do boredom. Boredom is for smaller, duller minds.

    He's found the perfect puzzle to keep him occupied for a while. And if that puzzle doesn't want to play, well-- she's just gonna have to suck it up.

    This is the Joker's city, and he always gets his way in time.

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  2. Summary

    Ever hear the one about the cute little therapist who fell in love with her homicidal maniac of a patient? It's a real killer.

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    josh keeps a totally manly diary, everyone learns some things, and everyone pays a price. a story about the comedic undertones of some distinctly not funny things.

    complete.

    Language:
    English
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    87,466
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    343
    Kudos:
    710
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    166
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    28 Jul 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    “So about dinner – can I take a raincheck?”
    “You take what you want, girl.”

    In the end, this is what she’s got: a briefcase full of cash, a trio of gunshot wounds, one makeshift tourniquet, a bounty on her head, and a half-dead Irish terrorist. It’s not nothing.

    Language:
    English
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    15,105
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    293

    4 Jun 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    Execute program.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,170
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1940

    22 Jan 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    Honestly, whoever said that working mothers had it the hardest clearly never tried running a presidential campaign and faking their own murder at the same time.

    (Or, the Gone Girl AU where Amazing Amy is missing and everyone knows that the husband did it. Right?)

    Language:
    English
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    3,261
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    143
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    23
    Hits:
    1913

    9 Jan 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    Toast runs into a tall, dark, and handsome stranger during her morning commute. Did she say "handsome?" She meant annoying. For supergirrl!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,106
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1046

    8 Nov 2016