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  1. Summary

    When relentless police pursuit necessitates Batman's disappearance, the Joker understands. He gets it. Sometimes, when the heat's on, you just gotta lay low. However, it does leave him with some spare hours to burn, and the Joker doesn't do boredom. Boredom is for smaller, duller minds.

    He's found the perfect puzzle to keep him occupied for a while. And if that puzzle doesn't want to play, well-- she's just gonna have to suck it up.

    This is the Joker's city, and he always gets his way in time.

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  2. Summary

    Ever hear the one about the cute little therapist who fell in love with her homicidal maniac of a patient? It's a real killer.

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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    “I have plenty of friends,” he snaps back. He's frowning a little. Claire doesn't need to do this - he doesn't need any more friends. He has Foggy. He has Claire. And Clint. That's enough.

    “You have two, Matt.”

    “Three,” he corrects, “I have Clint.”

    “Clint is a dog.”

    -

    Or, the one where The Defenders is a band. Jessica and Luke scheme to shame Danny into being a better person! Matt and Claire are bad at feelings! Jessica and Matt have a support group for people who are bad at life! Foggy Nelson deserves some kind of award!

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    9/10
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    41
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    05 Sep 2017

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    josh keeps a totally manly diary, everyone learns some things, and everyone pays a price. a story about the comedic undertones of some distinctly not funny things.

    complete.

    Language:
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    87,466
    Chapters:
    16/16
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    168
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    28 Jul 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    “So about dinner – can I take a raincheck?”
    “You take what you want, girl.”

    In the end, this is what she’s got: a briefcase full of cash, a trio of gunshot wounds, one makeshift tourniquet, a bounty on her head, and a half-dead Irish terrorist. It’s not nothing.

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    5/5
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    26
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    4
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    347

    04 Jun 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Execute program.

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    2012

    22 Jan 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    Honestly, whoever said that working mothers had it the hardest clearly never tried running a presidential campaign and faking their own murder at the same time.

    (Or, the Gone Girl AU where Amazing Amy is missing and everyone knows that the husband did it. Right?)

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    1953

    09 Jan 2017