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  1. Summary

    Ever hear the one about the cute little therapist who fell in love with her homicidal maniac of a patient? It's a real killer.

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  2. Summary

    When relentless police pursuit necessitates Batman's disappearance, the Joker understands. He gets it. Sometimes, when the heat's on, you just gotta lay low. However, it does leave him with some spare hours to burn, and the Joker doesn't do boredom. Boredom is for smaller, duller minds.

    He's found the perfect puzzle to keep him occupied for a while. And if that puzzle doesn't want to play, well-- she's just gonna have to suck it up.

    This is the Joker's city, and he always gets his way in time.

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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Execute program.

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    22 Jan 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Honestly, whoever said that working mothers had it the hardest clearly never tried running a presidential campaign and faking their own murder at the same time.

    (Or, the Gone Girl AU where Amazing Amy is missing and everyone knows that the husband did it. Right?)

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    9 Jan 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Toast runs into a tall, dark, and handsome stranger during her morning commute. Did she say "handsome?" She meant annoying. For supergirrl!

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    8 Nov 2016

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    A DC universe where moms are awesome and raise their kids right. Now with more melanin and queerness. Also, Gotham's in Michigan and Metropolis is in Connecticut. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Fics are in chronological order but are all standalone.

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    30 Sep 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    “You’re dead and you’re broke,” Selina says, working a little too hard to recover. “Neither one suits me. I’m a girl of expensive tastes, and I don’t like cold men.”

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    24 Aug 2016