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    “I know you think you’ve got it so fucking great cause Victor’s a coach now and you have no real competition—but I’m better than Victor was at my age.” Yuri says, even if it’s not exactly aimed at JJ specifically then he’ll never be the wiser. “I’m getting gold for my senior debut—and I’m getting it beating you and Yuuri. When Victor comes back, if he ever does, I’ll beat him too—I’m going to beat all of you.”

    Of all the reactions Yuri expected, the look JJ gives him is definitely not one of them. Yuri has never seen anything like that aimed at him before.

    “Is that a promise?” JJ asks, a tyrant considering a potential threat.

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    Obi-wan holds the two babies the best he can, he understands that Padme doesn't have much time left.

    "Please." Is all she says to Obi-wan. And they loved Anakin both so much, how much this has hurt the both of them. How deeply he had cut them, even if he had found himself again. "I want you with them, keep them safe."

    Obi-wan is exhausted, there is almost nothing left of the Jedi Council, he has never had to raise a child before let alone two.

    There are so many unknowns.

    [AU where Obi-wan lived, Anakin never became Darth Vader, and they both attempt to make a family despite all their issues.]

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    "Guest number 8, two forms of ID and the name of the test you're taking." Fenris says, logging into the system, barely sparing a glance to the person approaching the counter. "Your name?"

    "Depends, can I get yours first?" On any other occasion, Fenris would probably have paused at the deep baritone but he's hung-over, stressed about not hitting his thesis deadline, and starving. He does his damnedest not to roll his eyes, and instead keeps his expression neutral as he holds out his hand.

    "Two forms of ID and the name of your test." He repeats, ignoring the way Jowan is trying not to stare at his blatant hostility.

    "EMT testing, need to reapply for work." Fenris glances at the stranger, completely at ease in the face of Fenris's irritation as he hands Fenris a driver's license and a beaten up passport. "I'm a firefighter."

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    But since high school basketball is basically a network of everyone in each other’s business anyways, news starts to spread around pretty fast.

    Kagami's gay, he dates athletes, and they're unusually exceptional in their field. Aomine wasn't even aware there were THAT many people that swung that way until this all started, apparently Kagami's dick was magic and able to summon every gay athlete in the area.

    Doesn't have a type, Aomine's ass.

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    He's Tony Stark, talks with Tony's voice, has the same gestures, with the bravado and then some.

    But he's not Mr. Stark.

    "How long has he been like this?" Peter has so many complicated feelings right now especially at how obvious it is the other teen (he looks like he's Peter's age which again so complicated) is definitely checking him out.

    [Peter trying and failing to deal with complicated relationship issues while on his first year of university. Tony makes matters worse in true Tony Stark fashion by regressing back to being 18.]

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    "So...that happened." Shiro begins again, coughing and trying to look like their fearless leader and not like someone who deflowers seventeen year olds. It's not exactly taking, especially when Lance realizes Hunk is staring at Shiro's arm. "Hunk, come on—I washed it."

    "I'd hope so." Hunk turns to Lance, and Lance is starting to get a little offended because hey, if anything why were there not congrats in order—Shiro is hot and Keith's dick and his mouth were great, so what gives. "How are you—are you—dating? Is it both of them? Your mouth is NOT that big and you're like a TWIG—HOW HAVE THEY NOT BROKEN YOU ."

    "First off, it's complicated." Lance says, frowning. "Also excuse me, I'm like DOUBLE Keith in muscle mass."

    "—Yeah, no. You aren't."

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    Damn puberty.

    Lance blames space.

    Space puberty.

    Space puberty is making life super difficult for him--especially since now, he can't STOP looking at Shiro and his buff arms and his great thighs and his great actually everything.

    [Lance, due to the wonders of Space Puberty, is super into Shiro. Only problem is, he's not exactly sure what else to do besides desperately obsess over how hot their leader is.]

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    Tony considers him for a minute, then does the decent thing and asks the loaded question.

    “Are you asking me to be your date...to prom?”

    “Oh yeah, that’d go so well—I’d love to start a riot at my school.”

    “So then—”

    “—You doing anything AFTER?” Peter looks at him, both hopeful and some failed attempt at sultry.

    It’s sadly endearing.

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    "Do you even remember them?" Howard's son asks, arm around his neck, ready to put him down like the mad dog he feels.

    "I remember all of them." Bucky says, as the metal closes tighter and tighter. Tony Stark has no idea how much Bucky DOES remember.

    Particularly of Howard Stark.

    [The Winter Soldier killed the one man who went against orders to help Steve rescue Bucky all those years ago--Bucky tries to cope.]

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    It probably doesn't help that Tony gives Aunt May lavish gifts, treats them both to expensive dinners, and flirts with her shamelessly. He seems like all the guys that hit on Aunt May—Tony says that he's only paying her back for stealing Peter away from her all the time.

    Aunt May always laughs and accepts it all—saying he could hardly be that bad of an influence.

    She has no idea. Tony isn't joking—it's his sincere penance for the strange idea he has that he's corrupted Peter somehow.

    Sometimes...Tony Stark is full of shit.

    [Tony and Peter both have some adjusting to do and they're not dating but they're probably dating and maybe in love.]

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    "It would seem...Mr. Stark's repeated presence at the home of Mr. Parker has caught the attention of the local press." The Vision tries to summarize politely. "There is an incorrect yet prevailing notion that he and the young Mr. Parker are of an amorous relationship due to his wealth."

    "You're saying that everyone thinks that Tony is Peter Parker's sugar daddy--" Rhodey turns almost amazed. "I thought NOTHING would top 'Tony Stank', I'm so happy I was wrong. Because you can't keep a low profile, and because Peter's a minor and hasn't told anyone about his superpowers, people think you're HIS SUGAR DADDY."

    [The one where Tony's life is going to shit but the media still finds time to gossip about his new relationship with Peter Parker.]

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    "--You are human. Or you were anyway. Listen to what I'm saying, jesus christ." Nathan's angry now, and the hair on the back of Caleb's neck rises. He's not sure what to think of the feeling, if he imagined it, if it's programming or instinct. "Your consciousness is human, most of your body is a machine. You're not like the AIs--your brain: human's, your arms and legs: cybernetics, your torso: human's. You're not all cybernetic: I would've pushed for a full replacement but you were sixteen at the time and it was already dicey. It's fine--I discovered a lot from you, seamless integration of the robotic and the physical. Helped me design Ava--well, Ava's prototype anyway."

    Caleb feels sick, wants to throw up Kyoko's lunch. Wants to run, wants to hide. Needs to escape.

    Could Ava tell.

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    Napoleon first suspects something is amiss when Illya sways just the littlest bit after they've committed treason against both their agencies and the tape quickly becomes ash in the air.

     

    (Five times Napoleon noticed something was a little off about Illya and the one time he knew exactly what was going on.)

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    "Henry Hammer? That's your alias's NAME?" Napoleon scans Illya's fake passport just to reaffirm what he's just READ.

    Illya just gives him a blank stare.

    "Peril, you sound like an adult entertainer." Napoleon says, which to be honest, is just adding to the nightmare-like quality of this mission. “Henry Hammer. The man, the legend.”

    "Is just cover. I have chosen name based on American statistics, Cowboy.” Illya replies as if he doesn't understand how 'Henry Hammer' is perhaps the most obvious fake name that Napoleon has ever HEARD.

    "Porn statistics maybe. You might as well go with Shaft Mcharddick or even Dick Strongbutt." Napoleon would hope that Illya would have more common sense than to watch adult videos to improve his seduction and yet…"Couldn’t you have picked something…classy? Richard, for example, is a decidedly normal name."

    "Yes, because ‘Dick hammer’ is far more dignified."

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    Steve hesitantly reaches out and takes the object in Tony’s arms to survey it. 'It' being a pillow upon which was an almost frighteningly accurate illustration of Loki, their on-and-off again nemesis. "I don't--how did you even get this? Who would MAKE this?"

    Clearly Steve doesn't find the attention-to-detail on Loki's costume as hilarious as Tony does, which whatever. Like he said. Killjoy.

    A.K.A The one time Tony buys Thor the world's worst souvenir and it somehow worked out in the end anyway.

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    “He’s lovely, just as beautiful as you are Madam Vinciguerra—you must be so proud.” Illya’s glower is instant, and Victoria gives an equally charming titter. She is proud, but not for the reasons Mr. Deveny must be thinking.

    Illya, after all, was the one who taught her how to fire a gun.

    She raised him well.

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    They look, for all intents and purposes LIKE a typical bridal party, complete with tiny, adorable bride-to-be decked with a ribbon sash and glowing LED penis-crown. The bridal party even has matching obnoxious t-shirts and different colored feather boas and flashing LED Malibu shades. They look every inch the picture of friendly debauchery that Napoleon has come to predict.

    And yet, a giant blond man that fits every single one of Napoleon's fantasies steps in front of the party, protectively. He pushes up his flashing shades, businesslike and Napoleon almost misses the 'BEST BITCH' proclaimed loudly on the other man's chest in pink, glittering font.

    "Teller, party of seven--I make reservation." The vision says and Napoleon stares.

    aka Illya is the shared maid/man of honor for his best friend Gaby Teller and her fiancée; Napoleon is the pushy, hot waiter that won't stop hitting on him.

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    Warden Solo smiles but there's no mirth in it, instead he raises his goblet: "In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice."

    Illya finds the strength to actually throw himself at the man, pure frustration giving him power. He doesn't manage much, but he does knock the drink from Solo's hand.

    It's a remarkable precedent for their future life together.

     

    The one where Illya is a mage from Kirkwall terrified of becoming an apostate and Napoleon is the Grey Warden who invokes the rite of conscription to save his life.

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    "All I'm saying is, there must be a plausible reason you put a COUNT and his posse in the hospital." Napoleon signals to get off the highway, getting ever closer to his place. "At least explain that one."

    "He had soft bones." Illya finally manages after a moment, Gaby cackles, high-fiving him. The both of them are still so full of vitriol.

    Napoleon meets her gaze in the mirror and it's more amusement than disapproval.

     

    The one where Gaby and Illya make the mistake of attending Uncle Rudi's 50th Birthday--Napoleon drives the getaway car and gets some answers.

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    "I can't believe you want to date me." Scott says for the millionth time because this is THE FALCON. And he wasn't lying when he said that he WAS his favorite superhero.

    Sam Wilson flashes his tv-perfect white teeth. Scott does not swoon because Scott has done hard time, has fought convicts and evil billionaires alike and he does not SWOON.

    "I'll pick you up at eight. Try not to embarrass yourself too much." Sam laughs, before turning on his heel and getting back on his bike. It's all very rom-com.

    "...Damn homie, you got it bad." Luis observes, swatting him on the back. "Cassie's gonna love her new step-dad."

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