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  1. Rec 4

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    In which Captain Leslie Knope mounts a daring rescue.

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    21 Jan 2015

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    Why is there a Parks and Rec nautical AU? Like, why does this exist? And why is it so perfect and in character and delightful as hell?

  2. Rec 9

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    The “average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actually is just statistical error. The average person eats zero spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave and eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

    And he has to be stopped.

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    25 Dec 2014

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    It's really the only possible conclusion to the saga of Spiders Georg.

  3. Rec 8

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    Many regard the loss of the Trident of Cloesthitus as one of history's greatest tragedies. Thanks to famed historian Evelyn O'Connell, it's no longer lost.

    This is not a good thing.

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    25 Dec 2014

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    ITS SHARKNADO. AND THE MUMMY. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?

  4. Rec *

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    EXTREMELY NSFW fic told from the perspective of Groot.
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    12 Aug 2014

  5. Rec *

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    In which Bucky is the new kid, Steve is the square who takes him in, Tony and Pepper fight over valedictorian a year in advance, Thor remains a golden god, Loki remains a drama queen, Natasha commits an act of vigilante justice, Clint somehow fails to make a your mom joke, Darcy is a Satanist, Jane is a goth, Sif is fine thank you very much, Sam climbs a tree, Peggy says no, Rumlow is a bully, and Mrs. Rogers, Mr. Coulson, and Ms. Hill are all very long-suffering.

    Or: the story of the year Bucky Barnes finally learned how to talk to at least one other human being, discovered J. D. Salinger, started to try in school (kind of), got a haircut, landed a punch, almost got arrested, and kissed a boy on the mouth.

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    12 Jul 2014