gritsinmisery

GRITS in Misery



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    At night at home with Sam and Gene.

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    The Master has help creating the Toclafane, and then decides on another use for his assistant.

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    Mills & Boon covers generated from screencaps from The Professionals. The situations portrayed are in no way related to the episodes from which the 'caps were taken.

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    During the episode "The King's Demons", the Doctor is offered a bath.

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    Illya takes Napoleon out to one of the hottest places in town.

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  1. Public Bookmark 93

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    SOME OF OUR MORE IMAGINATIVE READERS INFORM US that the events of the past few days -- the grisly deaths, the tragic fire, the flying carriage that caused the egregious delays on the Metropolitan and District Railway -- are attributable to the fevered pursuit of a Chinese vampire, known in its native land as a jiang shi, by the adventuress detective Madame Vastra. These readers, whose persistent letters are beginning to become tiresome, claim that this is but one of many times Madame Vastra's unravelling of a mystery has saved all of an unknowing London.

    We advise these peculiar devotees that we have yet again sought an audience with Madame Vastra, who, as ever, politely declines comment on any of the wilder rumors in circulation, but wishes it known that any unusual cases requiring investigation may be brought to her attention care of this newspaper.

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    5 May 2017

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    Best ever Madam Vastra and Jenny adventure!

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    “Any questions?”
    “Uh. What the fuck am I doing here?” Bucky offers.

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    17 Apr 2017

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    Bake-off AU

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    Clint has a cat, and then he has Phil's corgis. Nothing seems to go right, until it does.

    (The infamous "Corgi!verse" fic.)

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    2 Mar 2017

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    Howling Cormandoes

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    Steve's unending faith in his best friend was beginning to look less like hope and more like fantasy. When they'd caught the Soldier – in a fire fight that still gave Sam nightmares – the only thing the man seemed to recall was how to hit exactly where it hurt.

    Four months later, Barnes still refused to speak English. Refused to heed anything but Steve's voice.

    So, all in all, it was not a great time for Hydra to attack New York. All in all, Sam really wished they'd just killed him, instead of turning Captain America into a baby.

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    3 Sep 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 79

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    Miss Claire Francis Clinton Barton has a problem; calling in a favor from an old family friend seems like the best answer. Little does she know the events set in motion by one simple visit to the Coulson town home will lead her into a dangerous world. Lord Phillip Coulson, the Duke of Argyll is in need of a wife; all of his careful planning doesn't foresee Claire showing up on his doorstep and turning his life upside down. A steampunk Victorian alternate world with vampires, werewolves, magic, and mysticism and right in the middle of it all, Phil Coulson and a female Clint Barton. Oh, and a female Tony Stark, but that makes infinite sense, all things considered.

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    10 Aug 2016

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