gritsinmisery

GRITS in Misery



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    At night at home with Sam and Gene.

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    The Master has help creating the Toclafane, and then decides on another use for his assistant.

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    Mills & Boon covers generated from screencaps from The Professionals. The situations portrayed are in no way related to the episodes from which the 'caps were taken.

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    During the episode "The King's Demons", the Doctor is offered a bath.

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    Illya takes Napoleon out to one of the hottest places in town.

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    Clint has an unexpected toddler. Phil has an unexpected toddler-managing skillset. And both of them have crushes on each other.

     

    That's the way they all became the Brady bunch?

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    16 Aug 2017

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    A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).

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    05 Aug 2017

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    Tony’s lips are on his again, surprisingly soft and warm and his beard isn’t scratchy at all, but pleasant, and his mouth tastes faintly of scotch, and that’s Pepper’s other hand on his shoulder, between them, tightening there.

    Steve pulls his head back, slightly. “Sorry,” he says, and he’s not sure which of them he’s addressing, but he’s had Long Island iced teas and Adios, Motherfuckers and he can maybe pretend later that he didn’t know any better.

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    30 Jul 2017

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    Buzzed trio

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    SOME OF OUR MORE IMAGINATIVE READERS INFORM US that the events of the past few days -- the grisly deaths, the tragic fire, the flying carriage that caused the egregious delays on the Metropolitan and District Railway -- are attributable to the fevered pursuit of a Chinese vampire, known in its native land as a jiang shi, by the adventuress detective Madame Vastra. These readers, whose persistent letters are beginning to become tiresome, claim that this is but one of many times Madame Vastra's unravelling of a mystery has saved all of an unknowing London.

    We advise these peculiar devotees that we have yet again sought an audience with Madame Vastra, who, as ever, politely declines comment on any of the wilder rumors in circulation, but wishes it known that any unusual cases requiring investigation may be brought to her attention care of this newspaper.

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    05 May 2017

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    Best ever Madam Vastra and Jenny adventure!

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    “Any questions?”
    “Uh. What the fuck am I doing here?” Bucky offers.

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    17 Apr 2017

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    Bake-off AU