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    Sherlock hasn't had an orgasm in twenty years. John is intrigued.

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    51/?
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    "Cooper," says Crocker. "We've had word of an agent trying to undermine the American bid for the 2024 Summer Olympics."

    "Do we care about the Olympics?" asks Nancy.

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    The Christmas before, when March'd asked, it wasn't that it hadn't seemed weird, because it'd seemed pretty fucking weird even then, but that had been one kind of weird, a more normal kind of weird, back then when Healy'd replied, I don't believe in God, and March'd just said, Come on, the kid likes you. It's another kind of weird altogether, now.

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    “What do you think for starters,” Nancy says, “teriyaki or hot pepper?”

    “As long as original’s the entree,” Susan says, and Nancy hands her the pepper and a bottle of champagne.

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    1/1
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    Dottie likes Chicago.

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    1/1
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    3
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    37
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    "He’s little," Harry'd say from the doorway, "but he's scrappy!"

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    387
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    1/1
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    3
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    75
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    1
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    “So,” Tony asks, exactly once, “You and Howard?”

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    1/1
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    2
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    2
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    Peggy knows why she goes to Brooklyn, of course—by and large she doesn’t have the luxury of successful self-deception—and visiting the Barnes household might be a bit harder to explain, but not very.

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    1/1
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    7
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    34
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    “Really,” Holmes says, “it isn’t as though it were my fault”; and Watson buries his head in his hands.

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    English
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    582
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    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    For many years, he’d considered that a peculiarly Holmesian quality: that skill for not saying something, so that it sounded louder than everything else.

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    English
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    681
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    2
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    “I have just been thinking,” I said, at last, “that it’s nearly April.”

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    1,105
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    1/1
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    1
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    37
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    “It’s an electric kettle,” Hermione says.

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    528
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    46
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    This is a true story.

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    English
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    170
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    —but of course, disaster can't be barred. Won't.

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    Molly has always had a scientist's relationship to certainty.

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    1
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    8
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    99
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    16
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    A study of the motion of multiple bodies, and other straightforward problems in practical physics.

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    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    25
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    275
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    56
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    Twenty-six days, twelve characters, eight or ten storylines, four romances, three cities, two sets of rings, and a spare hot shag: a largely areligious advent calendar set in the same universe as and after "the sensation of falling as you just hit sleep" and "in deed accomplish our designs". (Now complete!)

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    English
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    34,970
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    313
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    506
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    82
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    Inspector Thatcher transferred to the Canadian Security Intelligence Service, where she was instrumental in the destabilization and overthrow of several world dictators.

     

    — "Call of the Wild, Part II"

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    "Always best to be prepared, Bunter," Lord Peter beamed, with a familiar and terrifying glint in his eye.

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    1,298
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    1/1
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    1
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    13
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    80
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    5
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    It's cruel, Holmes thinks, now that his time with Watson can be measured in instants, in moments, in seconds, that he should be forced instead to waste them with her.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,491
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    5

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