I know my literature. Shakespeare once wrote, 'Love is blind, and lovers cannot see.'
Not to burst your bubble, Will, but what you wrote is crap. Love sure as hell isn't blind, because the moment I saw Mystery Girl, I was smitten. Now, she's all I see.
My only problem is that she already has a boyfriend. (Side-note: it's quite possible that she is a lesbian). But hey, that's okay. True love will find a way in the end, if our good friend Billy Shakes knows what he's talking about - and someone so glorified by the English-speaking world for hundreds of years can't be wrong. He just can't.
Don't let me down, Shakespeare. I'm counting on you.