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    This poor Peter Parker gets so much love that he's scandalized 100% of the time.

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    Penny and Wanda has a nicer ring, anyways.

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    This is big.

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    Peter's got a room full of Spider-Man merch. It's not his fault - really.

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    “You understand, Professor,” Harry began, after a moment, “that I don’t have my N.E.W.T.s. I don’t even have my O.W.L.s. Between everything I never had a chance the first time around, and then afterwards there didn’t seem to be much point. Hermione argued for it, of course, but I was so tired of Britain. So technically, I am completely unqualified for the position.”

    “Quite a way to begin an interview, Mr. Potter,” McGonagall said dryly.

    Or, three years after the war, Harry Potter becomes Hogwarts' newest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

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    25 Jul 2017

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    5 times Peter was called out for wearing someone else’s clothes, + 1 time he wasn’t.

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    24 Jul 2017

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    Dave doesn't survive the game. Davesprite does. When Sburb's endgame door sends the kids to a reset Earth, Davesprite finds himself restored as the Default Dave because Sburb doesn't care about anyone's survivor's guilt.

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    24 Jul 2017

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  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    “The constant wheezing! I feel like I’m sitting next to a perverted phone call and I’m at the wrong end!” Peter snapped. And people say romance is dead.

    Or the old married couple bicker at 3 in the morning

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    14 Jul 2017

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    i'm sorry i just love this one so much... never fails to make me laugh

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    Peter flaps a hand in the air, grasping for words. All he’s left with is the thought that’s been running through his head all night: “There was this dilapidated building out near Hell’s Kitchen, rotted all the day through, and I kept staring at it and thinking, This thing could go down at the smallest breeze.” Peter gestures at the roof over their head. “Even this apartment could go down easily enough.”

    May rubs his hand. “Buildings don’t just collapse, Peter. Did something happen to make you worried about that?”

    Peter shakes his head. He doesn’t ever give her details. He doesn’t tell her about the intimate, gnawing kind of horror that came with being trapped beneath a collapsed building and knowing no one was coming to save you; the way it felt like his bones were being ground into the damp cement; how he’d felt small and very soft, and how his thoughts keep going over the components of a building—rusted metals, long nails strong enough to jut through cement—and how that might’ve pierced him if he’d moved wrong, like a fork pulled through slow cooked meats.

     

    (Peter learns to cope and communicate with the people around him, post-Homecoming.)

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    13 Jul 2017