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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    27 Jul 2015

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    In this universe, the Red Dinner never happened.

    In this universe, cell phones can't be traced.

    This is an irreverent, image-based, profanity-laced crackfic in text format. As in, phones. As in, everyone is TEXTING one another. It's about as weird as you'd think. And it all starts with an FBI trainee duct taped to a fridge...

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    26 Jul 2015

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    Claire Dearing has successfully run Jurassic World for seven years without a major incident.

    Trust Owen Grady to fuck that up.

    (Or, three months prior to the Indominus Event, Vic Hoskins makes a bad decision, Owen Grady goes missing, and four six-foot, three hundred pound murder lizards escape into Claire's park. She can hear Alan Grant shouting, "I told you so!" from Montana.)

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    26 Jul 2015

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    Who better than a man with a dinosaur daemon to work with real-life dinosaurs?

    (A Jurassic World daemon AU).

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    25 Jul 2015

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    Raising a pack of raptors for science was one thing.

    Finding himself making a mental bond with them was another.

    Being forcefully bonded with a pair of creatures that shouldn't even exist was so far out of the realm of possibilites Owen Grady had clung to that at this point he's not even sure what to do with himself anymore. Oddly enough, the only person who isn't freaking out is Henry Wu.

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    25 Jul 2015