- The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (5)
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- Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies) (2)
- Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV) (1)
Denarian Saal does not know what to do after being forcibly retired from Nova Corps following his 'recovery' from the Battle of Xandar. The respectable option would be to move on, get a private piloting license, become a navigational consultant--anything other than the option he does take, namely: sulking in his flat, hiding from his therapist and frightening reporters.
But then Peter Quill comes along with a third option, and Saal can't tell if the 'Guardians of the Galaxy' are going to get him killed or if he's going to kill them out of frustration. All else aside, though, Saal is fairly sure that Quill's option is going to be more exciting than the other two.
When a vengeful toy declares war on the North Pole, St. Nick recruits a team of extraordinary people to save Christmas: the technologically savvy Grinch, the highly volatile Jack Frost, a red-nosed reindeer from the turn of the century, and a pair of expert reconnaissance elves.
Christmas AU that follows the movie's general plot. The idea is crack; the execution is serious.
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), John Wick (2014), RED (2010), RED 2 (2013), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
1 Dec 2015
“And you’re on a lets have drinks together, talk about asinine shit, call each other friend, kind of first name basis with him.”
“Yeah and I’d like to stay that way thank you very much. You have any idea what happens to people who piss him off?"
“I don’t want to talk about it.”
“Oh come now. We’re two rivals having a tender moment under the stars. Tell me about it.”
“You’re kinda funny when you’re drunk and not trying to kill me, Doc.”
“And you’re fairly tolerable when you’re not calling me Four-Eyes. Now spill all the juicy secrets.”
Vala is determined to fill her life with adventure and new horizons, but no matter how far afield she goes, there are two men she keeps coming back to. She hopes they don't end up killing each other.
[Imagine Fuck, Marry, Kill where the choices are Saal, Yondu and Ronan.]
[First chapter is light-hearted and stands alone. The second requires tissues.]
27 Jul 2015
Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
17 May 2015
The Rogues’ Gallery was the only place anywhere for a hard-working Marvel villain to buy a drink without being rudely interrupted by the Avengers, Spiderman, SHEILD or various law enforcement agencies from around the galaxy. It was a closely guarded secret, and in order to keep it so, there were a few very firm rules. Of course, supervillains have never been particularly good at following rules…