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    “Maybe not,” Ed pipes up. “This sounds weird but I have a friend who might be able to help you.”

    “Is it a priest? I think an exorcism is the only option here, mate.”

    “Right, so like, remember my kitten Graham?” At everyone’s nods, he continues, “Well when I got him he was a bit of a prick. He was just scared, but he wasn’t very pleasant to be around. So my friend Harry comes around one day to hang out and he just, like, bonds with him. After an hour he had him snuggling in his lap. He’s going to school to be a vet I think, and he volunteers in an animal shelter so he’s got lots of experience I guess. But anyway, he developed a bit of a reputation after that and now everyone calls him the Cat Whisperer.”

    “You have a friend everyone calls the Cat Whisperer,” Louis says, “And you’ve neglected to tell me this until now.”

     

    [louis inherits a demon cat. harry is a cat whisperer.]

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    25 Jul 2015

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    If this were a fairytale, maybe even a Young Adult novel or a chick flick, this would be the moment where Louis would stare right into his soul and whisper, “You. It’s you, Harry,” before pulling him in for a kiss right there and then in the middle of the sidewalk. They’d confess their never-ending love for each other then hold hands for the rest of the walk home, and then they’d go to uni together and become the ultimate power couple of their campus. They’d start a family together a few years after they graduate, find a large house somewhere nice and preferably warm, get two pet dogs and five cats, and then adopt enough children to start a football team. If only men could get pregnant as well, Harry thinks wistfully. He’d love to carry Louis’ babies given the chance.

    But. This isn’t a fairytale, nor is it a movie based off the latest YA bestseller. This is real life.

     

    (harry is in love with love, volunteers to hand out valentine gifts for a week, and somehow becomes the football captain's secret admirer.)

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    25 Jul 2015

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    When has he ever done a single thing to imply that he has any sort of feelings for Louis that aren’t platonic? Okay, yeah, maybe he spent a little too long on Youtube watching all of Louis' interviews and appearances, but that’s just because he really admires his work. And sure, when they kissed it felt like his heart had exploded into a million tinier and frantically thumping hearts, but who wouldn’t react that way then they’re kissed without warning? Absolutely none of these things signify that Harry has a crush on Louis fucking Tomlinson.

    “Oh my God,” Harry whispers in horror. “I have a crush on Louis fucking Tomlinson.”

    (or Harry and Louis are co-stars in a popular television show and Harry has no idea how to deal with feelings or his overactive imagination.)

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    21 Jul 2015

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    “Hey!” Niall exclaims, nudging Harry in the side. “Hey, isn't that - Wait. Why are you so red?” His eyes narrow for a moment, and then he hits Harry on the shoulder again, harder. “No fucking way,” he breathes, his face growing impossibly wide with glee. “Are you actually fucking telling me you've been coming – no, sneaking - around here every week in secret because you still have a mad crush on Louis Tomlinson?”
     

    Or, Uni AU in which Gemma, Liam and Louis are One Direction, and Harry is the World's Most Supportive Brother - really.

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    20 Jul 2015

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    Harry leans slightly forward with a warm smile and says, “Crazy, isn’t it? That we’ve lived in the same building for three years and haven’t met before now. I feel like I would’ve noticed you.”

    “Well, I am quite noticeable,” Louis jokes weakly, grabbing his glass again, but not taking a drink. “But yeah, I know what you mean. We’re obviously not good enough neighbors.”

    Or the one where Harry and Louis have lived in the same building for three years but just meet now and bond over their crazy neighbors.

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