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    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

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    10 Oct 2017

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    26 Sep 2017

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    The lack of a silver suppository has set Eggsy upon a certain path. The way that Eggsy looks, dripping wet and half naked, sets Harry on another.

    (Or: Total Canon Re-Write, aka The One Where Harry's Libido Saves His Life)

    Altered epilogue added August 2nd, 2015.

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    25 Sep 2017

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    Harry Potter is captured by Voldemort and the Dark Lord has plans for him that involve the essence of many different dark creatures. What Voldemort cannot know is that the presence of Draco Malfoy will affect the outcome of his plots and change everything.

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    24 Sep 2017

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    in which nothing's changed except daryl isn’t merle’s brother but his sixteen-year-old son
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    in which he and rick fall for each other like a series of strident blows to the head.

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    12 Sep 2017