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    "Harry, are we married?"

    "Aren't we?"

    Or, the five times they're practically married and the one time they're not (yet).

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    04 Nov 2017

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    To say that Harry was too surprised to react at first would have been a grave understatement. He wasn’t literally invisible, because he did sometimes need to interact with mortals to do his job, he was just unnoticeable. People- the particular charge he had been assigned to most of all- were meant to see him and yet never actually process his presence. Unless he showed up in their houses- which a gentleman would never do, of course- they would ignore him and just get on with their lives. And yet here Eggsy was, closer than anyone had been to Harry since- well, since he was mortal, and that was long enough ago that Harry could hardly remember it- snarling, “Why are you following me?”

    Harry is a cupid. His latest assignment is proving to be... complicated.

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    04 Nov 2017

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    Eggsy could do with out it really, the whole soulmate-destined-to-be-together-and-love-each-other-very-much thing. He's lived enough of a life of violence to know whoever's on the other end of this thing he's better off without--or they're better off without him.

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    13 Oct 2017

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    In Kenya, Eggsy falls off a flight of stairs. Or: lessons in cohabitation.

    Eggsy discovers the joys of a home-cooked meal among many other things.

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    12 Oct 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    Harry does feel like a dirty old man sometimes.

    He's coming to terms with the fact he loves it.

    A series of snapshots of established Hartwin, with some exploration of them embracing their dynamic and not a huge amount of actual plot but if you want a whole wadge of smutty, sappy, loved up romance porn then this one's on me. Enjoy. (Fyi, the actual daddykink is denoted and skippable if you'd like to avoid it.)

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    08 Oct 2017